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WELL ANY NEWS

BC it must have been a mix up,,,,,,,

she was off Lording it not going to Lourdes to pray.

shes having a good time. ;-) :-D :-D :-D :-D

*shakes head sadly...No Kay, I fear she is on no Cruise as my spies inform me she was last seen struggling up the Cairngorms in her new gold sandals in hot pursuit of a rare purple cheetah which she feels will be a perfect match for her Display cushions. I think she needs our help as the cheetah ...am not quite sure about the purple ones though...is the fastest animal known to man or even woman. An unfair contest I fear...tsk tsk....

Anyone know what the weather is like in the Cairbgorms tonight?...and is a phrase book an essential? *roots in drawer for map..... :

BC THIS IS SERIOUS

SHE MUST HAVE BROKEN A FINGERNAIL
AND CAN T GET AN APPOINTMENT

CAIRNORMS..TONIGHT...............FUDDY COLD

Fuddy Cold you say, Dizzi? I better put some thermals on the list, she will be frozen in that silly cocktail dress she wears to go hunting cheetahs :-D

oh eldrick is missing too, i wonder if they have elo.....gone the same place :-S

Nawww Stray, he could never put up with a girly girl like Hayley, rather someone who can tune a tractor or summat :-D

*muffled sound....am putting on my long johns ready for the trek

hmmm you could be right hun,

tuts, where is she???

Pretty chilly in the Cairngorms at any time but especially at night and especially for purple cheetahs. She may be ensconsed in a nice little lodge somewhere with a log fire etc etc. Phrase book absolutely essential.

Vera

*practises singing....Ma Heeland Grannny.......Vera have you any spare fleecy bloomers I could borrow? :-D <3

I will have a look in the ironing basket. All sorts of things in there. Might even find the odd sporrin which I gather are quite good for secreting the odd nip of brandy.

Vera

BC
THEY GOT REINDEERS AND HUSKY DOGS THERE
I SEEN THEM

Awww I am welling up how caring of you all...** Glares at Vera and Ann ** sit in the chair indeedy..hmmmmm.. :-D

Where yus bin Hayley Babes LOLOL

Julia in Derbyshire

Dahlingggg!!! *hugs Hayley...... How did it go on the Retreat and was it a Silent One? And how was Sister Maureen?

Was so worried about you until someone sdaid you had gone to Pray :-D :-D

Yes, you can see some of us were a little more pro active than others..*glares at Ann and Vera..... :-D :-D <3 <3

Well somebody had to be there if you came back, if there was nobody there you would have been worried wouldn't you? And at least I was 'on duty' all night, not like the rest who probably sloped off home to bed when it got dark. *glares back at BC :-D :-D <3

** glares at Ann BC and Julia for good measure ** :-|


Well.............have Isomething to tell you all, I went off to join the Hare Christnersnersers, as I was just visting I didnt have to wear orange thank gowd it so draws my colour, so I opted for bright pink robes, I arrived after a hurrious flight but it did only cost 30 bob, however I was exhursted and was asked to be shown to my quarters they must of misherd me and sent me to what like a stable with a bed made of twigs...after I DEMANDED to be moved, and they finally stopped clapping and jiggling their mini symbols they open the gate and flung me through it, I walked to the nearest villiage ( My feet have so many blisters on them) which took half a day, I went in to the first INN I came too and asked for coffee which they brough in a thimble and they offered me some of their local brew which not wanting to be rude I accepted, the next thing I remember its 4 days later and I am woke in being pushed in a wheel barrow to the departure gate at the airport. ;-)

Think you was just having a bad dream Hayley. You will have to keep off the cheese late at night, or take more water in your pop. LOLOL

JUlia in Derbyshire

*sits back in awe......I don't believe it!!! a wheelbarrow? Plus the Hari Crushcans would never allow you to wear pink, Hayley. Can't you come up with a better story than that?. We been vigilling for days so we have...*looks disgruntled..... <3 :-S

Tis the truff honest to goodness so it is..........I know you wouldnt belive me, I can hardly walk and am all achey like I have been sleeping on a bed ot nails...and you lot just dont care......IM GOING TO MA BED....

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