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A Cardiologist's Funeral.

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 17 Aug 2012 10:58

A Cardiologist's Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge
heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service
as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy,
the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed,
sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..

At that point, one of the mourners just -burst- into laughter. When all
eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my
own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.'

The priest fainted!

:-D :-D :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 17 Aug 2012 11:30

Tee Hee! ;-)

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 17 Aug 2012 11:38

me neither :-D

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TaniaNZ

TaniaNZ Report 17 Aug 2012 12:19

Lol being a midwife I might ending going the same way. Too funny

Island

Island Report 17 Aug 2012 12:24

pity the bum doctor :-0

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Wend

Wend Report 17 Aug 2012 13:05

What about the breast surgeon?

Titters :-D

Btw - one of the gynaecologists at our local hospital is called Dr. Fish :-0

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Merlin

Merlin Report 17 Aug 2012 14:06

Very funny remark Wend :-Dwould that be body parts twofold or your word for giggling? :-D :-D :-D

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Wend

Wend Report 17 Aug 2012 14:33

Merlin the schoolboy - it's just my schoolgirl humour ;-) :-D

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Merlin

Merlin Report 17 Aug 2012 14:37

As Frankie Howard used to say Wend." Titter yee not Missus" :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

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Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Island

Island Report 17 Aug 2012 14:44

I once went to a dentist called Mr Fang :-D just the once though, he was brutal :-0

My optician at the time was Mr Seymour :-D :-D

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

Island

Island Report 17 Aug 2012 14:55

Lorks Jimbob! Were you that dentist? :-D :-D :-D

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

Island

Island Report 17 Aug 2012 15:21

are you sure it wasn't just filling time? :-D

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I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday

ladylol

ladylol Report 17 Aug 2012 15:50

lol very funny carry on please xx

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Wend

Wend Report 17 Aug 2012 16:11

Gurns with delight :-S :-D

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 17 Aug 2012 17:48

Trust you lot to turn this thread into a joke!! :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Wend

Wend Report 17 Aug 2012 17:58

AND go off-topic!

*Tuts* :-D

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 17 Aug 2012 21:12

92 views so far...........at least 7 of us enjoyed it!

You gotta larf! :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

ZZzzz

ZZzzz Report 17 Aug 2012 21:28

Lmao, I needed that after the cr.. day I had thanks.

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PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 17 Aug 2012 21:47

Aww, sorry to hear to had a bad day ZZzzz.......but at least we made you smile. ;-)

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Von

Von Report 17 Aug 2012 22:32

Prickly Holly
I'm sure that most of the 92 of us thoroughly enjoyed both your joke and the comments that followed.

Both OH and myself had a really good laugh. So thank you.

I don't add to the threads as I don't have the rapport that you and others share but that doesn't mean we don't enjoy the threads.

Today you really cheered me up so please keep up the good work.
Take care
Von :-) :-) :-) :-)

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