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Not at all TeresaW, perhaps you should give it a test run then tell us if it works. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-).PMSL.

PMSL twice
i sugest somebody buys my marraige cert MARCH 1975
and check my then occupation

which makes me qualified to say about the vaseline :-D :-D

There are quite a few Occupations that require Vaseline, The one makes me ROFLMSO. It involves Coffee and insertions. :-D :-D :-D

merlin i am shocked


i was in the medical profession

ACHHHHHOOO

just had a word with the nurse at the clinic

she said muffy you should get a michael jackson mask haha


Disclaimer this is none medical intervention :-P :-P :-P

Thanks Muffy for asking and Thanks Allan for your information as I have been wondering if the lovely yellow fields we have been driving past where canola, you have answered my question for me.
Cheers
:-)

You're welcome Ingrid.

When I was travelling to Kojonup in the South West Of WA (I live in Australind) the only thing that relieved an otherwise boring journey were the massive fields of canola adding a great splash of colour across the landscape :-)

I miss all the excitement :-(

I should have RRd all week whilst I was away and had an alibi ;-) BUT I was having too much fun in the real world :-D :-D

You mean that there is another world out there??

That sounds scary. I'll stay here chatting with what my wife refers to as 'your imaginary friends' :-D :-D

Allan, there is, there is - you have to open your door first and then stick a foot out, then the other. The sunlight makes you squint for a while but when you get used to it you meet lots of normal people who don't even know what an RRer is :-D

It's fun :-D :-D :-D :-D

Still sounds scary, and I'm not sure where the front door is. Will I need sunglasses to counter the glare of the sunlight? and can I take my laptop with me?

Allan, I dont think there are such things as laptops these days. I have been watching the ads, and I see no mention of such things. Of course you might be old-fashioned enough to have one from the stone age.

Actually, Huia, I don't have one. I used the phrase to introduce some literary melodrama.

I am still on the original coal-fired desk top.

At least the ash is good in the garden :-D

Glad it's solved the mystery for you Ingrid lol

I noticed yesterday that the flowers looked a bit less full than before...and i can definitely see signs it's dying off...my nose and throat aren't feeling the benefit yet but the end is certainly in sight x

HOPE YOUR FEELING BETTER OUR MUFFY XX :-D :-D

Sending Best Wishes to Muffy...... :-D :-D :-D

The end of the world is nigh!!

For is't not written in some obscure Holy Book that when the flowers look less than full, and there be signs of dying off, then shall the Four Horsemen of the Apostrophe be unleashed.

Death, riding a steed of white, shall strike all those lands to the West which covet the Rapeseed Counties.

Famine shall strike all those who liketh not the Rapeseed.

War shall erupt, like teenage acne, between those who have the Rapeseed and those who negleteth such a crop

Pestilence shall not be mounted on a Steed, but will travel via the airwaves from computer to computer. Facebook shall be as badly affected as it shares. Twitter shall cease, and Tweet be reduced to a muted squeak.

Thus shall the world end, but a new World shall arise, Phoenix like, from the ashes of despair.....

....And I'm going to have to stop drinking my home distilled hooch :-D

Yesterday's vision was merely about an army of 3 metre long cockroaches clothed in garments of purple and gold :-D :-D

Allan never give up your hooch lol....


Ponders on what I sould do in my last few minutes :-D ;-)

lol Mersey. I'm going to finish off the hooch in my last few minutes. Go out in a Techniclour Bang.

I've suggested to my wife that when I die, I do not want to be cremated. I'd probably cause the crematorium to explode and be accompanied to the Pearly Gates by thirty or so poor, innocent, souls.

Drinking hooch is bad for your health but I really shouldn't let it affect so many others, many of whom will have gone to pay their final respects, while others will just want too confirm the fact of my passing before continuing the celebrations :-D :-D :-D