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Please read the ;permission slip' a dialogue between a teacher and parent ALL the way through. It will take a time but well worth it for all the chuckles.

Sue

http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html

Good one! :-D

Once, my friend Simon was rushed to hospital to have his appendix removed and I visited him the next day to find his bed empty. I immediately sacrificed a goat and burnt a witch in his name but it turned out that he had not had appendicitis, just needed a good poo, and was at home playing Playstation.

>>>>I almost had a senior moment when i read that :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Are you sure that wasn't Eldrick in disguise?? :-D

Hahahaha

Class! Must go on my fb page, lol . Thanks!

Echo Lynski.........Good One :-D :-D :-D

thats brilliant. :-D

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No class at all a .




Toyota........fgs........;-)

I agree Ann, it reads just as if Eldrick had written it...fair wore me out to read it ......please God don't let there be two of them :-D

Ha ha! Pure gold!



xxxx mick

har har har, I'm cackling away here, OH in other room "What's so funny?'......... can hardly type for laffin, never mind tell him.

That's a corker! Gonna send the link to loads of people

That dad sounds like he writes letters to the editor of the Byron Shire News.

Love it :-D :-D :-D

Thanks Sue :-D <3 ;-)

:-D :-D very good x

I must be on a different planet ....so b-o-r-i-n-g. Obviously the writer must enjoy being the centre of attention. Why couldn't he just say 'no'. -jl

It's called humour. There's different types.....there's the psychic and astrological type, where you know in advance what the punch line is so you can laugh before you hear it, which is why you see so many astrologers walking round the street with wide grins on their faces and sometimes even drooling from the corner of their mouths through laughing so much even though they haven't seen or heard anything funny! How cool is that!

Then theres biblical humour, which means you aren't allowed to laugh at anything, so it's a sort of anti - humour really, but apparently being happy and laughing are two different things. This sort of humour is only understood by the devout believers in Pickiwickidoodah and those that wear hair shirts and beat themselvs with nettles and raw fish.

Then there's real humour that makes the majority of people laugh in one way or another, it's difficult to define but, like lots of things in life, it gives you a warm feeling and the laughter gene kicks in for those that are blessed with it. A rush of endorphins evokes a strange sensation and makes you forget about being miserable - hence the old saying 'laughter is the best medicine'. A wave of humour-based neurons rushes your brain and central nervous system and makes you want to be friends with people and share funny stories. Sadly, not everyone shares this ability. Many of them realise this and branch off into being warlords, archbishops and politicians.

So, you may be non the wiser now but at least you are better informed.

:-D

Brilliant! lol :-D

Thank you E for the explanation but I did have a laugh at Dermot's biblical funny the other day and I do remember not expecting the punch line. So still a little confused-.....I remember a rush of endorphins when I drunk my coffee this morning but when I went back to the thread it had been whooshed -jl

Well, thats good then. So you're not psychic and you're not an astrologer. I know that you know that I'm only kidding, there, 'cos theres no such things hahahahaha.

I nearly went on that thread to say I thought it was boring and not funny, but it wasn't, it was quite funny actually so I permitted myself a quiet chuckle, despite it being Oestre. All the bible threads make me smile, actually, so its a win win situation for everyone!

.......well lets face it, if we did agree, .......well that would be b-o-r-i-n-g- jl


edit: or worrying- lol

nudge for C :-D

Eldrick - you should write a book.

"Thoughts of.......... "

I'd buy it :-D