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Tbh - some of the things I say make me retch too :-S

Yes Wend........after you've scraped it off the sides of the nuker.......I should imagine :-0

Wend,,,,,,,,,ya disgustin.)

Ill be sending it via La France they can breed all the legs they want from it,,,,,, :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Just pop it in the mircrowave for a couple of mins, Kay - sprinkle with sugar and you'll have a nourishing, organic pud for tea, for free :-D

no,,,frogs just hit my pond in last couple of days.......spawn watch alert,,,,,,but at this time I'm free,,,,,,but any morning now and I'll be fishing it out.......

Rita that happened to my neice when she let them breed in her than 3 ponds......they were minging everywhere ,,,,,,even hopping in the kitchen,,,,,,,,yuk........

Croaking with laughter :-D

Off to my alluring bed now ;-)

Nitey, nite <3

BC~~~~

The word my love is--------

Alluring,,,,,,,,,with a croak........ ;-) ;-) ;-),

well up to now I'm frog spawn free,

they drowned 2 of my kio one year ,,,,,,,,murdered them,,,,,,, there was a gang of about 10 frogs trying to do rudies with my fish. :-| :-| :-|

Nah, handsome princes, silly :-D

Soooooo let me get this right, Wend. If I make my bed up all nice and alluring, soft lights, sweet music, if I am very lucky I shall be plagued with an avalanche of YOUR frogs leaping and dancing all over my best cream duvet? *sobs...how frightful! :-D :-D :-D

Ah, shucks, BC, have you NO sense of gentility ;-)

What I am saying is - they wouldn't be there if it wasn't for me, because I have created the right environment for them to do what comes naturally. (Sharron obviously hasn't!)

I'm sure there are (were) days when you make (made) your bed to look welcoming and alluring, with soft lights and a spray of perfume here and there, etc. You just do (did) it all year round . . . . .

:-D <3

Evening Mau.....help me out with that word! :-D :-D

Did you find him today Wend?......must have been a leap frog.... :-S ;-).....i'll get me coat :-D


*tries not to be coarse* frogging BC? :-S ah say leap frogging :-D

*shakes head....'fun, romance and happiness'....Eh? Wend, I hate to be the one to burst your ickle bubble, but they are dolng what frogs do in the spring time, they are...*searches for word and tries not to be coarse...... :-D :-D :-D :-D <3

We don't really get frogs here.

A mile up the road, well that's a different matter. Same with grass snakes. I have never seen one but down the road at the football field they are in the long grass.

I think it must be something to do with the historical position of the harbour.

I love seeing the frogs in my pond having a good time ;-)

I feel proud that I have created something with my own hand that is a haven for wildlife to have such fun, romance and happiness.

Oooh, I can feel another poem coming on . . . . . <3

Spring is definitely in the air :-D

:-D :-D :-D <3

A frog went a courtin' and he did ride, mmm-hmmm.
A frog went a courtin' and he did ride,
A sword and a pistol by his side, mmm-hmmm.

He went down to Missy Mouse's door, mmm-hmmm.
He went down to Missy Mouse's door,
Where he had been many times before, mmm-hmmm.

"Missy Mouse, are you within?" mmm-hmmm.
"Missy Mouse, are you within?"
"Yes, kind sir, I sit and spin." mmm-hmmm.

Took Missy Mouse upon his knee, mmm-hmmm.
Took Missy Mouse upon his knee,
Said, "Missy Mouse, will you marry me?" mmm-hmmm.

Without my Uncle Rat's consent, mmm-hmmm.
Without my Uncle Rat's consent,
I wouldn't marry the president, mmm-hmmm.

Uncle Rat laughed and shook his fat sides, mmm-hmmm.
Uncle Rat laughed and shook his fat sides,
To think his niece would be a bride. mmm-hmmm.

When Uncle Rat did his consent, mmm-hmmm.
When Uncle Rat did his consent,
The weasel wrote the publishment, mmm-hmmm.

Next came in was a bumblebee, mmm-hmmm.
Next came in was a bumblebee,
Danced a jig with a two-legged flea, mmm-hmmm.

The owl did hoot and the birds they sang, mmm-hmmm.
The owl did hoot and the birds they sang,
And through the woods the music rang, mmm-hmmm.

Where will the wedding breakfast be? mmm-hmmm.
Where will the wedding breakfast be?
He went down yonder in a hollow tree, mmm-hmmm.

What will the wedding breakfast be? mmm-hmmm.
What will the wedding breakfast be?
Two green beans and a black-eyed pea, mmm-hmmm.

They all went sailing across the lake, mmm-hmmm.
They all went sailing across the lake,
And got swallowed up by a big black snake, mmm-hmmm.

There's bread and cheese upon the shelf, mmm-hmmm.
There's bread and cheese upon the shelf,
If you want any more, you can sing it yourself, mmm-hmmm.

*sighs....for anyone who remembers the great Burl Ives
<3

For Rita :-D



A frog he would a-wooing go,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
A frog he would a-wooing go,
Whether his mother would let him or no.
With a rowley, powley, gammon and spinich,
Hey ho, says Anthony Rowley.
So of he set with his opera hat,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
So of he set with his opera hat,
And on the road he met with a rat
With a rowley, etc.
Pray Mr Rat, will you go with me?
Hey ho, says Rowley,
Pray, Mr Rat, will you go with me,
With a rowley, etc.
They came to the door of Mousey’s hall,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
They gave a loud knock, and they gave a loud call.
With a rowley, etc.
Pray Mrs Mouse, are you within?
Hey ho, says Rowley,
Oh yes, kind sirs, I’m sitting to spin.
With a rowley, etc.
Pray, Mrs Mouse, will you give us some beer?
Hey ho, says Rowley,
For Froggy and I are fond of good cheer.
With a rowley, etc.
Pray, Mr Frog, will you give us a song?
Hey ho, says Rowley,
Let it be something that’s not very long.
With a rowley, etc.
Indeed, Mrs Mouse, replied Mr Frog,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
A cold has made me as hoarse as a dog.
With a rowley, etc.
Since you have a cold, Mr Frog, Mousey said,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
I’ll sing you a song that I have just made.
With a rowley, etc.
But while they were all a-merry-making
Hey ho, says Rowley,
A cat and her kittens came tumbling in.
With a rowley, etc.
The cat she seized the rat by the crown,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
The kittens they pulled the little mouse down.
With a rowley, etc.
This put Mr Frog in a terrible fright,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
He took up his hat and wished them goodnight.
With a rowley, etc.
But as Froggy was crossing over a brook,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
A lily-white duck came and gobbled him up.
With a rowley, etc.
So there was the end of one, two, three,
Hey ho, says Rowley,
The rat, the mouse, and the little frog-ee.
With a rowley, etc.

firemen, leaky waterfalls, and dead frgs, "NURSEEEEEE"

oh ok