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No Merlin. Totally different words. I meant what I put. As if to day "By the Cringe, It's cold".

I think your getting out of control.
I'll have to give you a slap
In a place you won't ENJOY
LOLOL


Julia in Derbyshire

Try this Then, CRINGE G ITS, :-D :-D :-D ;-).**M**.

Sorry Merlin, not getting it, I'm afraid. Must have a mental blockage. Will have to go easier on the Morphine.


Julia in Derbyshire

Think about it Julia. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D PMSL. ;-)

Don't think so Merlin. The word cringe surely has only one G in it. I have put an apostrophe in it to make it easier to read. It is an abbreviation of Cringe It's, and expression used in these parts, north of Watford Gap.

Julia in Derbyshire

Julia, Surely there should have been another G in the title,between the" G and the I" :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

That is so kind hearted of you Eldrick. There ought to be a medal for people like yourself. LOLOL

Julia in Derbyshire

No, its just one of the poorly puppies i'm nursing back to health before releasing it back into the wild. It's been so cold i let them sleep inside the kennel last night.

Afternoon Eldrick,
You havn't metamorphesised into that goreous creature on your avatar, have you. LOL

Julia in Derbyshire

I class Sunderland as darn sarf :-D

Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over....Sunderland qualify for Europe.

Couldn't resist Mr.E ;-)

I think we're having a repeat performance of the weather here again today. Got the heating on, but can't get warm.
Stray, glad your pipes are getting better LOLOL

Julia in Derbyshire

must have been a little milder during the night my pipes were ok this morning :) altho its still icy n cold x

Julia, unfortunately my avatar of those 3 lovely little dogs are not actually mine. i have to say i borrowed that picture from somewhere on the net when my daughter was doing a project on dogs. they looked so cute, just couldnt resist! so sorry no info to give i'm afraid.
yes its baltic up here and our friend the wind is back after a fews days grace.when its calm ,you do sort of miss it but then again the drone drives you mad,like a hoover then wont switch off!
no snow yet but today the sky looked full of it so i think by wed it may come this way.

shelley rose, where abouts in scotland are you? very north or south?

wish there were more of us up this way so we could have a meet!
off to bed its rather late now
nite nite
florence
in the hebrides :-)

You shouldn't have sent all your money to that nice man in Nigeria, Eldrick.

Annie

and i still woulsnt like being callled a geordie haha x

3 loos! I wish I still lived in a mansion instead of this caravan. Tsk.

Nice one Eldrick lol, but fancy you not having an inside loo, we're posh up here in Scotland, we've got three!! (not so good for me as I've gotta clean them)!!

Weather here is baltic, hasn't got above freezing all day, was -4 this morning, heating on all night again tonight.
Stay warm everyone,

ShelleyRose x :-D

Very good Eldrick, I like it. Only here in Derbyshire, we are geographically classed as the Midlands, and we have a Mountain Rescue Team. Long, long way from Watford Gap LOLOL


Julia in Derbyshire

10 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant their gardens.

5 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordies Sunbathe.

3 Degrees. Southern cars will not start. Geordies drive with their windows down

2 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Geordies throw a t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)

1 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate. Geordies go swimming in the North Sea.

Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat. Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold.

Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist. Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket.

Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it's worth it. Geordie Boy scouts start wearing long trousers.

Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Geordies put on their long johns.

Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes. Geordies become frustrated because the pubs are shut.

Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to disappear. The cows on Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.

Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops. Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands.

Minus 500 Degrees. Hell freezes over. Newcastle win a trophy