General Chat

What is Wend on about???? Erections and staging,in a Green house,must be getting a bit hot under the collar ( Or Something,) :-S, no wonder she was looking for a little light relief :-D :-D.she,ll be producing "Jack and The Beanstalk "next. ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) :-D

So did you deny all knowledge Prickles and let your mum think the goldfish came from the packet of tea? :-D :-D

I would have :-0

When i was 13, i asked if i could go to the fair with friends and my Mum said absolutely not!! :-\

But i went anyway! :-P

My mum had mentioned at sometime or other that she would like a gold fish.
So i thought if i could win her one, i would be forgiven for sneaking off to the fair. ;-)

I carefully carried the gold fish all the way home in it's little plastic bag filled with water......all excited at how happy and surprised my Mum would be when she saw it. :-)

I crept in the back door and ran some water in the sink.

Just as i plopped little fishy into the water........my Mum came storming into the kitchen carrying a tea pot, which was half full of remaining hot tea and tea leaves, and swiftly emptied the contents in the bleddy sink!! :-0

Poor likkle fishy!! :-\

R I P. x

Prickles likes processed peas Lavender - they cost her a tenner :-0 ;-) :-)

I've always remembered the time I lied when young. We went to a school fair. I bought two tickets, one for my Dad and one for me. I won the tin of processed peas, he won the 7 Up. It was delicious! :-0

"Swagging" !!??

Who Moi??

Never!!

She was swagging about being able to send attachments because I can't so I blasted her frock with me five bore :-D :-D

Nah - she never shows me anything. Tell me more . . .

or dolly peg :-D

Wend, hasn't Prickles shown you her new Raggy Ann haertex costume yet? :-D

Hactually, this is MY show, so I shall be Cinderella - now, I wonder what parts you two could play??? :-S :-S

I've been thinking about what Merlin could be and I've got it:

The Dolly Grip :-D

I thought you'd want to be Cinderella in your new holey frock Prickles ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Bags I be Little Weeeeeeeeeeeeed :-D

Erecting a stage in the greenhouse?

Oooo are you putting on a show?

Perhaps me and Island can be Bill and Ben an Merlin can be the Little Weed.

Whatever are you two on about? I've been down in my greenhouse trying to erect some new staging and now I've come in because I was getting cold, ratty and the air was turning blue, so I was hoping for a little light relief. Huh?

:-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0 Ah's speechless! :-0 :-0 :-0 :-0

Whatever do you mean? :-0 :-S

Is it a picture of your attached Diaphragm??

yes very nice Prickles :-0
Are you the indian chief or the construction worker? :-D

Is that what you were asking about? :-S

There's a song in the air,
But the fair senorita
Doesn't seem to care
For the song in the air.
So I'll sing to the mule
If you're sure she won't think that I am just a fool
Serenading a mule.

Amigo mio, does she not have a dainty bray?
She listens carefully to each little word we play.
La bella senorita?
Si, si, mi muchachito,
She'd love to sing it too if only she knew the way.
But try as she may,
In her voice there's a flaw!
And all that the lady can say Is "e-e-aw!"
Senorita donkey sita, not so fleet as a mosquito,
But so sweet like my Chiquita,
You're the one for me.

There's a light in her eye,
Tho' she may try to hide it,
She cannot deny,
There's a light in her eye.
Oh! the charm of her smile
So beguiles all who see her
That they'd ride a mile
For the charm of her smile.

Amigo mio, is she listenin' to my song?
No, no, mi muchachito, how could you be so wrong?
La bella senorita?
Si, si, la senorita,
She loves to sing it to me
If only she knew all the words,

Her face is a dream
Like an angel I saw!
But all that my darlin' can scream
Is: "e-e-aw!"
Senorita donkey sita, not so fleet as a mosquito,
But so sweet like my Chiquita,
You're the one for me.


:-D

Watch out, Ear plugs on ,Prickly is about to regale us with the "Donkey Serenade" :-D :-S ;-)