General Chat

For a brand new series.... The Real Housewives of Genes reunited.
Please leave your audition letter below, this will be viewed by the very select members of the casting committee. Successful candidates must bring chocolate biscuits and cream buns to all cast meetings. xxx :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

I can leave audition letter Izzy but can't attend all meetings cos I'll be doing H*******k :-( :-P

Will bring bags of chocolate biscuits and cream buns for the real housewives........ cos "we're worth it" :-D

For my audition I'll be washing pots,ironing,while making said cream buns and cleaning windows..... all at the same time.....tah dah! ;-)

Mau xxx

Well Mau looks like the art of housewifery is lost on these ere Genes boards!! do you think there may be a more upmarket title for this splendid proffesion that we should be using to attract the richer class of laaaydee to our casting sessions???

Desperate Housewives? ;-) :-D

Housewives at leisure?

I'd rather not be reffered to as desperate mau, at least not on a weekday!! :-D :-D

Desperately Sexy Housewives lololol ;-) :-D :-D

still looks like it's only you and me though mau, perhaps we should rename ourselves the very exclusive ladies of the day club!! :-D

Izzy I'd love to be a housewife, I am fully trained and I have display stuff.. :-D

you better keep your display stuff under wraps at the moment Hayley, we seem to have very slightly underwhelmed our GR colleagues at the moment :-D :-D

gone all shy ant they, 69 views and only 9 posts :-S

i'm thinking of changing my board name , cos the mere sight of my name seems to kill threads stone dead from 300 feet!! :-\

No I seem too, or people just talk over my head .............OMG I am moaning... **sobs**

well that's it then we'll change this to a moany old fishwives thread and see if anyone turns up then!!

I would love to audition please to become a desperate sexy housewife of leisure.

I have all the tools of the trade , you name it i have it ,from rubber gloves to ostrich feather tickling stick :-D

well i say Millie, you sound just the ticket for this spiffing little cast , i do so hope that you can bring home made scones(as in Gone) with freshly preserved strawberry jam (as in Marm) toour casting sessions :-D

Well it just so happens i have made Scones (as in gone ) today ,i have been flying round doing my dusting ,as i had the wind behind me :-D that was the baked beans from last night !! :-D :-D

well as it appears that there is just a very refined few of us available for casting this evening, and Hayley does not deserve any scones(as in gone) :-P :-P i propose we consume your scones(as in gone) post haste, and resume our audition process tomorrow after our jolly jaunt to the open air antiquities market ( As in Boot sale) !!! ;-) ;-)

tis all reet init coz I only eat scone as in own ..... :-P

Can I audition because not only am I a wonderful housewife but I can do all the work and cook in high heels, hair and make-up done and long glossy fingernails :-D

S x