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Stevie offered one penny on another thread, twas the highest offer as he didn't know what an offer was, so couldn't accept Joy's ... such a shame, 20pence ... the highest offer of the night lol!

Leaving you all an Easter egg, twas such fun wasn't it?!

Did you know that I once entered the boards to find a 'piccie' of me being auctioned to the national newspapers? My lovely friend Joanie was offering thousands for it! :)) Oh those were the days.


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xxx Shimms xxx

hey thread sez highest bidder I bid the most!

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Ah've bin robbed!

Give me back them knees. Woz hopin' to use them for the rubbish collection, and now they's all gone.

Bye bye, knees. Be thinking abaht you all night.

lol

Meri. Xxx (Still bin robbed)

So my icckle knees........ either go to Joy for 20p.......... mmmm..........fair price, but also want to use them for ironing & needs a well trained pooch. lol :o))

Or to Meri, for whom, Cutie was a tad quick with the gavel, for a hapenney & is broke......Norti Cutie sounds like insider dealing.

Or Wenders who offered 50p for charidy

No contest, highest bidder wins. lol

Wenders the photo of the old bone shakers are yours. pmsl :o))

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Sorry, Shimms, wasn't around to collect my big prize of the knees - all you b.....s who tried to steal them from behind me back, you should be ashamed of yourselves, but I was called away by a Big Phone Call.

I had even had an offer of a loan from my friend mamiddau, and not been given the chance to accept. I ACCEPT, I WANT THE KNOBBLY KNEES! Tho' gawd knows wot I am goin' to do wiv 'em. Pay up, Shimms, hand em over, i wonts em.

night Shimms sleep well tc xxx

night night hun


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Hi Rod,








luvin it lol! wmsl

Think he might be too norti Joy, has a sense of independency and michieviousness lol! :))

Oh Mummo

Thank you, I will. Cass will be 'on guard', have had a lovely day.

nite nite everyone, am off to bed, sleep well and ...

Happy Easter wishes for tomorrow xxx

Shimms, you make sure all your doors are locked tonight and all the windows are closed, l know Cass will keep you safe till OH and son are home, hope you had a lovely day and hope you have a even better tomorrow, take care my friend (and thanks), xx

is he house trained and does he sit when comanded
i like a man who knows his place

seen his knees so think i will ........











miss out this one lol

>>>>> feels the tension rising in the air ...

20p v one farthing

Stevie is definitely male ....... just asked him about ironing, his answer was,

What's an iron?!

if stevies male
i may go a little higher depending on how fit he is

Feels sorry for Stevie, such a lovely you man , l will bid (hold on just going through my old money)

















1 farthing.

Stops gavel in mid air ....

Joy ... wait there, will go ask >>>>>>>>>>> please

Goodness 20p, tis a miracle! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

20p if they can iron

Not even one .... penny, one .... likkle, likkle penny ...

Ohhhhhhhhhh, poor Stevie ..........

Raises gavil .........

Going .........................................

Meri, sweetie

Lends Meri a stool as she is 'a bit short' (luvsu really),

Oh dear ...

tis against the rules to give the piccie without the hapenny

Thinks ....

Are we sure ladeez and gentlemenz that we cannot raise more than this, surely at least ONE PENNY?! >>>>>>

hi meri.....I can lend you if you want!!! you can take it out me pocket money! lol!

Do I get the knees, then? Wot can I say? When d'you want your hapenny by, luv, I'm a bit short at the moment.

Meri xx