General Chat

Good morning all, everyone's well I hope.

Hi Carla where you been hun...

xx

morning everyone


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Morning shimms ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :))

heard its nice there fay...but havnt been ...

big knees up then ...

thats nice carla ...

Anglesey,Joan

Its my OH family,I think at last count their's about 40 going.

Jackie's on hols, back around the 28th, bless ... she so needs a hol. xxx

What part of Wales BM, tis lovely there. :)

glad you told me fay.. have a good weekend..know what you mean about funerals and weddings..which part of wales fay..

come to think of it havnt seen val or jackie here ,,

As always jgee, and back tonight so will need some sleep later. But thought I'd pop on here for a chat and a catch up first.

Hope you have a great time at your family gathering blue moon, nice to catch up with family.

No,not seen Val about come to think of it.

Morning BM

What you like lol?! O))

Hi Joanie

Must stop meeting like this lol! No, luvin it really, you're whizzing like me today lol!

Morning Carla xxx

Has anyone seen Val (SA), haven't seen her for ages.

Fine thanks Carla,

just in case Joan send's search party out !

I won't be around this weekend,
we have a family gathering in Wales,
no wedding or funeral involved for a change...lol

im okay carla.. have you had a busy night.

Yes thanks blue moon I am well, Hows you? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Morning jgee, thanks for the thought of a search party....at least someone cares lol, Hows you jgee? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

morning carla was just going to send a search team out for you lol....

fay thats great ............

Morning Carla

Hope you are well.

A very good morning to all :))

Morning Shimms :~))

I just put this one on taff thread for Daff


A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light back
on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo
out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
"Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source
of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name
a parrot Moses?"
The bird promptly answered, "Probably the same kind of people that
would name a Rotweiller "Jesus"!

I'd thought about entering the boards, am so pleased I did now.

Wanted to say a quick good morning and hi to my friends, oh BM, you do make me smile! :))

my ass is perfick lol

weather here is windy and cool

BlankStudy on the Size of a Woman's ass.

There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric
Association about women and how they feel about their ass.
The results are pretty interesting:

1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small.


3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love
him; he's a good man and they would have married him
anyway. ::))