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All I can fink of doing is posting script on here wen its ready I'd better post scene by scene ~ av already proof-read opening and scene one so if peeps agree I'l post it on here they can c np it to a word docu then they got it all

Opening Scene:

Narrator: In fair Gr is where we set our scene, a lonely town by the name of Chat. This is a sad tale but one that must be endured it tells of a fair maiden ~

Grumpy: Get on ere Shims n tek a bow!
Stumpy

Narrator: and her quest to find true love before she is eaten by a Welsh dragon ~

Grumpy: Oi Dragon
Stumpy

Narrator: she will encounter many dangers along the way ~ in the shape of the norty Prince, the ugly step sisters, a mischievous fairy, a naughty magician, hecklers and a grumpy old man

Grumpy: Oi . . .
Stumpy

Narrator: Not you Stumpy. Before she is rescued by the man of her dreams ~ good-night~

Grumpy: Tek a bow good-night
Stumpy

Narrator: and they live happily ever after ………….

Grumpy: well lets get on with it then
Stumpy

Scene 1: The Courtyard:

Princess: "Some day my prince will come
Some day we'll meet again
And away to his castle we'll go
To be happy forever I know

Some day when spring is here
We'll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Some day when my dreams come true"

US1: Wats that bleedin’ racket ?

US2: Sounds like the cat’s in season ~

Cat: Meoowwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Princess: isn’t it such a glorious day sisters ?

US1: No, it bleedin well ay

US2: Gerr on with ya work

Good-night: Yawn Good morning Princess good morning Ladies

US1: Wake up man and get to work in the stable that donkeys playin up again

Good-night: Of course my lady


Grumpy: Ugly sisters exit stage, but Princess remains unseen by good-night

Good-night: One day I’l show them all, I can be someone, and one day I will win the hand of my fair Princess ~ yawn

Grumpy: Good-night exits left leaving the Princess alone with her thoughts

Princess: Poor good-night!!! Ohhhhh!!! How dippy of me not to have seen it before {{{{{{{{{hug for good- night}}}}}}}}} I must go off any think on things

Grumpy: Princess exits left ~ all this business of exits left lets jus say if the’m going the’m exiting left otherwise I have to keep saying it

Pixie with: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee slow down
Sheep Shaun or I’ll dig my spurs in

Grumpy: How rude I hadn’t finished ~ off to the stables
Stumpy

OK IS THIS MY PART


the man of her dreams

your not on here yet Hoff you need to check rehearsal schedule

ok who deleted I hate deletes plz try to edit in future

me

hold ur hand out ~*smack* ~ next time plz edit

Scene 2 almost tweaked ~ Hoff u gotta wait til scene 29 now

ok

good lad u know it makes sense

Scene 2: The Stables:

Grumpy: Enter Scenery painter
Stumpy

SP: Will just be a mo, twill be done in a jiffy

Grumpy: Scenery painter waves to all
Stumpy

SP: Alright will catch up later ~ dum dee dum dee dum ~ beautiful ~

Grumpy: Groans
Stumpy
Enter Poetess

Poetess: “There once was a beautiful Princess
Who wanted to lure the Prince’s
She sat down for a while
Then gave a big smile . . .”

Grumpy: That will do young lady

Enter Hero

Hero: “They know that do accuse me; I know none:
If I know more of any man alive
Than that which maiden modesty doth warrant,
Let all my sins lack mercy! O my father,
Prove you that any man with me conversed
At hours unmeet, or that I yesternight
Maintain'd the change of words with any creature,
Refuse me, hate me, torture me to death!”
Grumpy: For goodness sakes!!! Clear off!!!
Stumpy
Anyone else?

Elvis: “The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.”

Grumpy: Lets move on shall we?

F of Dunkey: I wish this panto was over we only get one scene and then we are forgotten about

Rear end: Well, don’t say nowt but I plan to appear later but heyup here comes that gadd about good-night

Grumpy: (drones) enter good-night
Stumpy

Good-night: Hello, Dunkey how are you this fine morning? ~ yawn

Grumpy: The Dunkey is used to good-night so do not be alarmed
Stumpy

F of Dunkey: Good thanx good-night ~ you ?

Good-night: yawn ~ yes I am well thank you just so much to do

Rear end: (aside) be a bleedin miracle if you did owt

Grumpy: good-night eyes Rear end, but in a good way ~ he is a good-night after all



A voice of silk is heard in the distance

Queen: Good-ni-igh-ght

Grumpy: you get the picture
Stumpy

Shelly wrong thread your needed as a stand in

nudged for Wanderer xxx

nudged for LWD

Enjoy hun :)) xxx

nudged for Alko xxx

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Where've you been, I've been the Director, Leading Lady, Narrator?! pmsl :))