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me

me Report 20 Nov 2008 17:16

hi tart lol

Wenders

Wenders Report 20 Nov 2008 17:17

I'v always stuck up for Keith as well
it breaks my heart lol

me

me Report 20 Nov 2008 17:18

hi wendy

Wenders

Wenders Report 20 Nov 2008 17:18

hello Keith

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 20 Nov 2008 17:18

lol...how you doing mate? x

jgee

jgee Report 20 Nov 2008 17:19

hi twinks and all............

me

me Report 20 Nov 2008 17:20

are you all well

Wenders

Wenders Report 20 Nov 2008 17:20

Hi jgee

jgee

jgee Report 20 Nov 2008 17:22

hi wenders hows you ......

Wenders

Wenders Report 20 Nov 2008 17:23

yeah not to bad, nearly the weekend lol

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 20 Nov 2008 17:24

hi jgee hows you mate?...I'm good thanks scouseboy....hoping for a laugh tonight lol

jgee

jgee Report 20 Nov 2008 17:27

im okay twinks who you hoping from twinks

Wenders

Wenders Report 20 Nov 2008 17:30

hows this for starters
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 20 Nov 2008 17:31

pmsl wenders....I think a nice cheerful thread is in order tonight lol

from anyone jgee lol

jgee

jgee Report 20 Nov 2008 17:33

looks like wenders as started the fun .......

Wenders

Wenders Report 20 Nov 2008 17:35

always full of fun and mischief me lol

jgee

jgee Report 20 Nov 2008 17:38

mersey gets into mischeif to ..........

Wenders

Wenders Report 20 Nov 2008 17:42

do not read if easily offended







this little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears thumping sound coming from his parents' room.

Finally, one morning he goes to his mum and says: Mummy, every night i hear you and daddy making noises and when i look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him

his mum was taken by surprise and says: oh.....well.....ah.....i'm, er bouncing on his stomach because he is fat and that makes him thin again.

And the boys says: well, that won't work'
his mum asked: why?

and the boys replies: because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up

jgee

jgee Report 20 Nov 2008 17:48

roflmao its a cracker ....

Wenders

Wenders Report 20 Nov 2008 18:02

what about
Queen Nyteshade had two claims to fame. She could tell fortunes and she was a midget.



The local authorities frowned on her because they thought that fortune telling was fraudulent. They had Queeny arrested. She was placed in a holding cell. Since she was so small she was able to squeeze between the bars of her cell and escape. This to incensed the judge that he ordered the local newspaper to print an article about the culprit. The following was printed in the paper the next day. "Small medium at large."

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