General Chat

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her husband, 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?
Well...........

Husband 1 was an Architect; he kept on telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband 2 was a Computer Manager; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband 3 was a Services Consultant; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband 4 was a Project Manager; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband 5 was a Structural Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the art method.
Husband 6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
Husband 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was .....God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, 'I'm so excited!'
'Great' said the husband, 'but, why?'
'You're an Estate Agent. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get sc*****d