General Chat

Today as I bored I decided to put in to tiwn for 10 mins knowing I wouldnt be missed. As I was walking down the road....I bumped in Ronaldo who had just been to the Dr's for a check up on his foot...I declined his offer as I really shouldnt of been there but arranged to meet him later in the week. I nipped in to the jewellers to buy a buy a work colleague a birthday present and decided on a £10,250 diamond bracelet.....it was in the sales....strolling back to work I passed the bank and decided to check on my balance and walked strignt in too a camera crew, they were filming a scene for the bill and asked if I wanted to be an extra so I was the " screaming women in bank raid " after I finished my scenes.. I wondered back up the hill I came face to face with Prince William asking for directions to the pound shop...I wasnt sure but pointed to where I think it maybe.....got back to my desk and no even missed me...how was your day ?

You know those mushrooms I sent you......I think I may have sent the wrong parcel......

I dont like mushrooms....

*studies nails....so you had a pretty normal kind of day then, Hayley?

**thinks...big fat liar, she never met Ronaldo........

pmsl BC XX

I cooked some pork balls, so boring really...

Oh me Accountant rang and woffled abt stuff I knew already.......and I pay him?,,,,,,,,,,

Hi Hayley xx

I love meatballs Whirley.....I dont like accountants they are lyers I cant stand please that just plain lie about things lol


I so did BC....he told me I was looking well considereding he gave me a wink....so I gave him 1 back...lol

some ones telling porkies!!!

well i sa in A&E for an hour with shorty
then went to maccy d's
then stole baby satan dummy

hayley ronaldo is foulllllllllllllllll and so are meatballs lol

How dare you.......steal a babies dummy shame on Stray...tsk tsk...

Ronaldo is looking really well....he came up behind me and pinched my bum...** giggles **

What was wrong with Shorty, Stray and why do you keep stealing little Satans dummy?

*remembers to glare...Ronaldo is ace, my dear......

Ronaldo ewwww

I spent the day with Dermot o' leary and he asked me to marry him I of course had to refuse as im already engaged to Brad Pitt ;)

When's the film out **screaming banshee **then,,,,,,,,

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** GASPS **

The other month you said he couldnt hit a barm door if his arse was on fire with a bango so you did....** shocked *

Riiiiighhht....I Riverdanced down Oxford Street in the buff........

*falls off chair......

Evening Kay......No you didnt BC coz you would keep tripping up...

*sternly....Kay where have you been?????

Hayley I never said that...never.....

you did so....and thats been cleaned up...so it has...

well, I was under stress when I said it then....lolol...can you not forget everything I have ever said to you.....pmsl

CRUEL MUMMY'S STEALS DUMMIES

she had a fall at school BC and iv never seen a bump so BIG but someone forgot to tel her coz shes like a boy and hasnt noticed bless her
and coz baby satan is 3 next week and to old for a plug at bed time lol

Evenin ladies,,,,,,,,,~~~~

I have been doing some of my work,

BC ,I belive you,, with Michael Flattery clogs on.........who held you up,,,,,,,,,,:}}} and then give ya the kiss of life,,,,,,,,,,,~