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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 27 May 2008 19:59

what do you think they would say?

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 27 May 2008 20:00

Feeding a baby...

Place bottle in the end that makes the most noise.

Place nappy on other end to catch feed as it comes out.

wash now and then in warm water...do not boil wash, do not tumble dry.

Wild Cat

Wild Cat Report 27 May 2008 20:00

Dont have more lol :))

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 27 May 2008 20:01

use more protection next time lol. xx

Christina

Christina Report 27 May 2008 20:02

had my baby grandson today wish i'd had the manual
got very messy with the food
than soaked with the bath

i'm deffo out of practise lol
chrisx

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 27 May 2008 20:09

No exchanges, or returns allowed or refunds given lol

Frances in Norwich

Frances in Norwich Report 27 May 2008 20:10

Handle with care
Hand wash in warm soapy water
Towel dry

or

Lavish with love, cuddles and kisses
Spend as much time as you can with them
Tell them often how much you love them
and enjoy!!

Frances

Christina

Christina Report 27 May 2008 20:12

nice one francis
chris x

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 27 May 2008 20:13

feed often
wear protective clothing at all time during waking hours
during "suposed" sleeping hours ITS PLAY TIME

Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 27 May 2008 20:13

This product is subject to leakage, handle with care

Newby Kim

Newby Kim Report 27 May 2008 20:14

It comes out bigger than it went in !!!!!
Sorry TW an everyone , you did ask ... will delete if you want tho ..
PS ..love the name
Kim xxx

Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 27 May 2008 20:15

Bit like a soufle?

Newby Kim

Newby Kim Report 27 May 2008 20:21

Not mine Colin .. (souflee,s that is )
:))))))
Kim xxx

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 27 May 2008 20:22

More like a melon Colin LOL

In case of malfunction, place on stair and leave to re-boot. Do NOT attempt to re-program.

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 27 May 2008 20:25

ear plugs optional

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&#

₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 27 May 2008 20:28

Batteries not included

Christina

Christina Report 27 May 2008 20:29

is there a version for teenagers?

chris x

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 27 May 2008 20:31

buy a dog ins

ps wouldnt swap my kids for anything but its good to have a laugh , i was sane 21 yrs ago before my first

Twinklyoceanblue

Twinklyoceanblue Report 27 May 2008 20:32

the manual would say....if not fully satisfied please return in original packaging for a full refund lol

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 27 May 2008 20:32

omg teenagers prozac helps xx