General Chat

Morning everyone. Must admit, it’s nice to be able to stretch the old legs again and thanks Eldrick, for sorting me out a nice name and letting me speak through you to the wonderful community of GR.

First of all….I’ve a message for John Smith. Your Aunty Mildred asks me to tell you that you should always tuck your shirt in your trousers. Unless you don’t want to. There we go - some sound and very specific advice there, John. I must say, personally speaking, that I would rather hear some sensible things passed over by these old Aunties, but, hey, if they think it’s important to have your shirt tucked in - I’m just a horse. What do I know!

Some topical issues then. UFO’s are in the news, TNA having released eight (yes, a whole eight) of their records. Here’s a secret. Us here in the spirit world, even us horses, still work on the old fashioned principles of common sense and the balance of probabilities. Now some elderly chap claiming he’s been in touch with an alien called Algar who got killed by other beings and who’s wife saw an RAF fighter shoot a UFO down over flippin’ Chigwell or wherever…..and the old boy who got probed on a canal path…..but they let him go ‘cos he was 78…… You don’t have to be a windswept inter-galactic traveler to work it out, do you.

What else….oh yes, some major world disasters…earthquakes, cyclones….surely someone can predict these things…? I mean, you only need to ask….

Now my mate Tom here (Toms a hawk if u didn’t know already) is a very rare type of spirit guide and he reckons he’s better than most of us cos of that. Personally, I don’t think being able to soar to great heights makes him better than me what can run faster than the wind and count up to 10 by tapping my hooves on the ground. But I’d be interested in your views. Just picture a pigeon pooing on your head or a white steed running along the seashore in the early morning sun……but it’s up to you.

OK, well, if anyone wants to ask me any questions or to try to get in touch with any celebrities or anything, just drop a line and for a bag of carrots I’ll do my best. I’m also good at giving advice over people’s problems…after all, isn’t that what us spirit guides are here for? So I suppose I could be a sort of agony horse…if you see what I mean.

lol very good eldrick :))))))

can you tell me this weeks lottery numbers please Dobbins..just tap your hooves..lol....

Any chance of letting me know this weeks winning lottery numbers Dobbin. (it's come to something when I'm addressing a horse).

Karen x

Snap, lol.

money route of evil and all that..lol..

Being a horse guide..can you give me any tips for the races ; )...much appreciated

yours in Eager anticipation...

Yes, I can tell you this weeks lottery numbers, but think about it. First of all I'm not YOUR spirit guide, so why should I? A bit of advice about blocked drains is fine...but making you all filthy rich? I think not. Lottery numbers are for my mate Eldrick alone, so sorry there.

Speakin gof which, he is going to buy a yacht with this weeks winnings, but he needs a crew to go round the med this summer....

Ok Dobbin if you know so much, what time will my plumber turn up tomorrow?

Karen x

well if its round the med you can count me in can't say i would be much of a crew member though....:)))

What time will a plumber turn up?????

Your having a laugh, aren't you!

Im not flippin' psychic you know!

My dear Dobbin, if your not Psychic, then how can you tell Eldrick the winning lottery numbers. Are you a Fake??????

Karen x

you are all asking the horse to tap his feet to produce numbers,
Crickey, he'll be tap dancing if he gets going.

No, us spirit guides know things like lottery numbers.

Much easier than predicting what time a plumber will turn up. If, in fact, there is any such thing as aplumber, which has never been scientically proven I might add.

LOL so true, the last one that came obviously didn't know how to mend my leak!

yep, the world is plagued by fake plumbers. It is a sad fact but true.

Desperate Housewife

If your plumber does not arrive in the morning,
he will most definatley be with you,
some time after lunch,,,,,,
I can feel it in me bones x

you still got a leak Housewife?

here's a tena for ya.

Thank you cockney rebel, I feel a sense of peace now.

(goes to empty bowl under sink AGAIN)

Thanks Doc, should I wrap the tenna round my leaking pipe?