General Chat

OMG, you looking your age... guess you have to start admitting you're really 30 and not 29, hun ;-)

My bro is 38, and when mum says he's not to big for a smack he calls "child abuse" always makes us laugh no matter how many times he does it PMSL

** ignores banging from shed....shouts of let me out ........I dint mean it ....no way you look the oldest **

BC al of them please.......any colour I don't care....sobs...

Oh dear Hayley, here *hands a mug of pills to Hayley.....just pick out the Senna ones, they are bright pink....the blue ones are the best *winks....

*plays Ruby Murray loudly to drown the shouting from the shed....Softly, Softly, Turn the Keyyyyyy

I thought the blue ones were viagra?

Why when you tell your off spring to stop answering you back....does your Mother always has to chime in with....there wasn'ta child on this earth as lippy as you was....is....lol


Sweet heart Mummies has smarties for you .........

*confused.....hmmmm maybe they are, TW, have been feeling very...er....lately:-)) lol

Awww that's just what loving mothers always go on about, Hayley....she lurves ya:-))

OK BC put the blue ones down....put the down

*rummages in cupboard looking for bromide*

*** shudders*** then she made me sitt there whist she told him the .......my mother her Grandmother story.....haircut.....tied to the chair .......took to the pub one......

But think of the stories you can tell his girlfriend when you turn into your mot....errr...when the time is right.

*fondly....I love telling the story of how my son ran out of the house naked, dodged between the legs of the blind woman in garden next door, ran up their stairs, into each room, and ran back, cackling madly....lol.....*sobs...he was only four.....

NO TW ** shakes head **

He still has a few on me.......I kept saying...Mother he has heard all this before...look its snowing.....shhhh now where was I .....

Why was he naked.......what had you given him ?

*sits down smiling happily..click click....go on Hayley, tell us more....

He had just had his bath and it was summer...*indignant...I didnt give him nothing!! tsk

oooo look....almost bathtime.. another time BC.....it was very tuaramtarmacisey ......






for my Gran......** cross self ** god bless her...

You dropped a stitch BC...


There must be some stories he wouldn't want anyone to hear about...surely?

Its known by some as blackmail, but I call it...fair exchange, lol

Hayley..... PROSAC on it's way love..... one whole months supply.

DO NOT TAKE ANY...... give them in a nice hot drink to the *little darling*......;-0)

NOT ALL AT ONCE!!

Deanna X

You goign to bath him now?

Vicious Arctic winds just been forecast.....oh dear...where's me shawl TW??