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★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 8 Mar 2008 13:54

Men are like.....Copiers.




You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Frederick

Frederick Report 8 Mar 2008 17:45

Can't let you women get away with this.

What's the similarity between a weak woman and an old car?
They both need a great deal of touching up to get them going.

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 8 Mar 2008 17:47

pmsl




and a good service lol

Frederick

Frederick Report 8 Mar 2008 17:49

What's the difference between the Loch Ness monster and a good woman?
The Loch Ness monster has, on the odd occasion, been seen.

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 8 Mar 2008 17:50

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 8 Mar 2008 17:51

Men are like.....Bike helmets.

Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 8 Mar 2008 17:56

What do you call a man with half a brain?














Gifted.

Frederick

Frederick Report 8 Mar 2008 17:58

What's the difference between a woman and a puppy?
Eventually a puppy will mature and stop whining.

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 8 Mar 2008 17:59

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up.

Frederick

Frederick Report 8 Mar 2008 18:00

Why was alcohol invented?
So that ugly women could have sex.

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 8 Mar 2008 18:00

What do you call a woman with half a brain?

ill let you know if i find 1

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 8 Mar 2008 18:01

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?


A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 8 Mar 2008 18:03

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

TheCaptain

TheCaptain Report 8 Mar 2008 18:03

Whats a woman with a quarter of a brain?

A theif

Frederick

Frederick Report 8 Mar 2008 18:04

Why did the woman get the sack from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away all the W's.

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★

★♥*¨¨*Little Ann*¨¨*♥★ Report 8 Mar 2008 18:09

What do you call a handcuffed man?

Trustworthy.

Frederick

Frederick Report 8 Mar 2008 18:10

She said," I've got an idea."
"Beginner's luck" he replied.

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 8 Mar 2008 18:15

If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?

KEITH H

KEITH H Report 8 Mar 2008 18:17

All brides are not beautiful, that's a myth. Haven't you ever watched Bridezilla?

Whirley

Whirley Report 8 Mar 2008 18:18

Q: What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
A: Men always miss them.