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Undeniable facts of life.

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Chica in the sun ☼

Chica in the sun ☼ Report 3 Mar 2008 23:07

and what about the washing machines that live on a diet of odd socks!

Sue in Somerset

Sue in Somerset Report 3 Mar 2008 23:11

You are always one ingredient short when you want to make a birthday cake.

Sue
x

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring

MayBlossomEmpressofSpring Report 3 Mar 2008 23:15

see something in shop, think I will be able to afford it next week, next week none left.

Sue in Somerset

Sue in Somerset Report 3 Mar 2008 23:18

You should never leave a small child alone with a coal scuttle even if she has never crawled before!

(LOL you should see the photos!)

Sue
x

Sally Moonchild

Sally Moonchild Report 3 Mar 2008 23:22

If anything is missing, please check the fridge first.....

Kate

Kate Report 4 Mar 2008 00:01

Spots/rashes will always break out (or - you're female - periods will show up) on very special occasions. (They are indiscriminate - they do not care if it is a wedding, funeral, job interview, birthday party, leaving do or whatever else - but they do know when it's a special occasion.)

LD

LD Report 4 Mar 2008 00:07

The parcel you have been waiting for will arrive when you are in the shower/bath.

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 4 Mar 2008 00:54

If anything can go wrong...it will.

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 4 Mar 2008 00:55

The important call that you've been waiting for all day will be made the minute someone else calls you so they get the busy signal.

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 4 Mar 2008 00:56

hiccups cannot be cured by drinking from the other side of the glass.









nor can they be cured by standing on your head and drinking it.







holding your breath for five minutes will only result in you blacking out from lack of air.

JustJean

JustJean Report 4 Mar 2008 07:02


after queing for ever at the supermarket when its
almost your turn they close the till

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥

♥ Kitty the Rubbish Cook ♥ Report 4 Mar 2008 07:08

Children always decide to be sick in bed in the middle of the night.

xx

Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 4 Mar 2008 07:26

Trains are only ever on time when you are running late

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 4 Mar 2008 22:23

Summer Scribe, I have a foolproof cure for hiccups. Even been tested at my daughter's school as it's effectiveness was doubted.

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 4 Mar 2008 22:26

a dog will do anything for a sausage

*Helen S

*Helen S Report 4 Mar 2008 22:26

A cat will do nothing for no one, so don't bother asking. lol

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 5 Mar 2008 00:57

Helen, I can almost always cure my own hiccups by realigning my diaghram with breathing control.

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 5 Mar 2008 01:00

Traffic Lights always go red just as you reach them...even though there's no one waiting the other way.

~Summer Scribe~

~Summer Scribe~ Report 5 Mar 2008 01:09

The last packet on the shelf of that essential thing you have to buy is always ripped open.

Deb ( Steel City)

Deb ( Steel City) Report 5 Mar 2008 01:15

the light at the end of the tunnel you've been hoping for is attached to a train and your in the middle of the tunnel with no where to go...........