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hehehe hun

pmsl the rest are way to rude hun xxxxxxx

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits
alone at a nearby table....

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since...."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

*groan*
pmsl thanks mate xxxxx

cant ya guess twinks lolol
























Get off the roundabout your to old and pi***d

Enjoyed them all Steve, especially the Tom Jones one!!

Anne

lol Bob

well steve??? whats the punchline?? pmsl xxx

lol bob

a bloke was sprawled across three entire seats in a theatre.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to him , "Sorry sir, but you''re only allowed one seat."

He groaned but didn''t budge.

The usher became impatient.

"Sir," the usher said, "if you don''t get up from there, I''m going to have to call the manager."

Again, He just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.

In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move Him, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly.

"All right mate. What''s your name?"

"Mike," he moaned.

"Where ya from, Mike?" the cop asked.

"The balcony."

Boom Boom!

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a 'drop off', the ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are travelling on, and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it.

Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?



For the answer have a guess hehehe

was feeling realy down till i read this
pmsl
Love Jackie

Steve That is so good lol
really made my day .
Hazelx

That's my sense of humour.

mwah

Steve will you post some more mate...I'm fuming at the moment and need to calm down with a good laugh xxx

Brilliant Steve!! Lol

Was just having a good old cry then Steve....

you always seem to make me smile Boffin' - Cheers!!

LOU XXXXxxxxxxxxxxxx

Thanks Steve, had me and son raoflmao!
xxx

lmao Jax why not lol

ya welcome twinks lolol


Stan shsssssssssssss lol

pmsl

will nick them and email em to me father in law give him some new jokes lol