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How do you get cleavage when you havny any to star

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Howie

Howie Report 20 Dec 2007 22:35

Kaz she said she doesnt fancy chiken fillets xxxPMSL

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 20 Dec 2007 22:34

~~~~~~~~~waves to Kaz~~~~~~~~

What about one of those false chests from the joke shops? As worn by Les Dawson? Pmsl !!

:0)
Joanie
xxxx

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 20 Dec 2007 22:32

i wish i had this girls problem

i am sick of dragging these things about

i might be a size 10 without them pmsl

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:31

Thanks Joy

*puts sharp knife back in drawer*

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 20 Dec 2007 22:30

no just next to the skin sue

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:30

*nods head wisely...yes Joy is right but dont wear the chicken fillets on the outside...it would look silly:-)

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 22:29

OOer Jax an Sue me thinks you both know a lot - and many thanks I will pass this on to my 'friend' lolol

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:29

Joy,

Does that involve a scalpel? Sounds dangerous!

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 20 Dec 2007 22:28

wear them under her boobs though

like a chicken fillet for good lift

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:28

Hmmmmm

methinks Jax knows a lot about this subject!

*installs secret camera in her bedroom for a change*

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 22:28

How very dare you BC?

My booobees are fine except they are always fighting for recognition over me tum - pmsl

Kaz :o)))))))))

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:28

lol!

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:27

Balloons sound good...

tip.....

get the round ones not the long sausage shaped ones :-)

Jax in Wales

Jax in Wales Report 20 Dec 2007 22:26

Tell her to fill the balloons with jelly so she will have a bit of jiggle too more natural lol

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 22:24

Oh am so pmsl at the viennese rolls Bc - will defo pass that advice on !

Kaz x

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:24

*kindly...it's ok. Kaz, you are with friends:-) It's for you innit? pmsl! BC XX

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 22:23

Lol You lot have me laffing -

I think gaffer tape is the only way forward wiv a balconette bra and that marvellous scaffolding company would be a help````

!! If all else fails what about balloons they are good!!!

Kaz x

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:11

Sorry Kaz

I am being flippant :-(

I don't have that prob so can't help sure someone else can though

Sue xx

Jax in Wales

Jax in Wales Report 20 Dec 2007 22:10

a balconette bra like BC said and a bit off bronzer just between the boobs where a cleavage should be.

ann

ann Report 20 Dec 2007 22:09

i think it was on that show once cant think of there names something undress.They had a gel. Annie