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How do you get cleavage when you havny any to star

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Maddiecow

Maddiecow Report 21 Dec 2007 00:15

ok there are a couple of options depending on how seriously she is taking the roll. Wear a bra that is a size up on the band and down on the bust - does an amazing job but not too comfortable. IE A 32B wear a 34A. She can use blusher in her decolage to give the impression of clevage or wear chicken fillets. Try TK Maxx or that one somthing Hughes for reasonble Prices.

If all fails she wants a wonder bra with booster pads.

Ohh to have such a task - minimizers arent all that comfortable you know but id happily give way an inch or two!

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 20 Dec 2007 23:29

Kaz

Only thing I can suggest then is to take you friend to either a joke shop for falsies or see if Ann Summer shop have anything to augment her Bosoms.

Suexxxxxxxxxxx

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy Report 20 Dec 2007 23:25

Tell her she needs to work in a pub with good old fashioned handpumps...........but to remember to change hands, lol

Wendy.xxxx

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 23:22

I am supposed to be in bed...but just looked in and I can help.....

Taff was knitting pom poms today...just the thing!

Now I am off to bed :-)

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 23:20

Lol Sue what a good idea but unfortunately my friend does not have the bosoms to lift lolol we need an alternative approach - what about knitted cleavage ??

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 20 Dec 2007 23:19

Joanie love
nice to see you and well spotted my spelling mistake.

My excuse is I am getting tired and have to be up at 5am in the morning.

Sue

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 20 Dec 2007 23:15

LOL Sue !!!

Think you mean tell her? Lmho !!

Hope you are ok

xxxxx

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 20 Dec 2007 23:13

Tell her she needs the GEL bra's,put them under your own bosoms and they don't half lift em.

Not that I need anything like that LOL

Sue

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 22:56

I though a dip in cold water in a light t shirt afore she enters the mmmuuuurdeeeeeeeeeerr would be a good option !

You have got it in one BC lolol

Kaz :o)))

Jax in Wales

Jax in Wales Report 20 Dec 2007 22:49

Well errrr yeh before i had me kids i didnt have boobs i had friend eggs and they didnt make chicken fillits then so i had to find other ways to get a cleavage lol

Mary Mary QC

Mary Mary QC Report 20 Dec 2007 22:48

New to this what is pmsl?

Howie

Howie Report 20 Dec 2007 22:46

My donations on it way xxx

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 20 Dec 2007 22:45

That's £2 a boob then, pmsl !!!

Bargain!

:0))))
Joan

Mary Mary QC

Mary Mary QC Report 20 Dec 2007 22:42

Go to Primark £4 Gel bra!

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 20 Dec 2007 22:40

What about tins of beans?

LOL !

:0)))
Joan
xxx

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:39

You just have to work a little harder, Joanie:-) lol BC XX

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 20 Dec 2007 22:38

Pmsl BC !!!!

She needs all the support she can get ;0)

Oooo I miss the proper smilies on here, lol!
:0))
Joan
xxxx

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 20 Dec 2007 22:38

angel hasnt got any chest to

my son grabbed her on the dance floor one night

and shook her upside down

and her chicken filllets fell out on the floor

she was going to kill him

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:37

Hello Howie:-) Funny I was thinking of a certain someone when Kaz put this thread up! LOL BC XX

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:36

Good thinking Our Joanie! Kaz is looking for support:-)) lol BC XX