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How do you get cleavage when you havny any to star

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Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 21:59

For the Laydeez

A very dear friend of mine is a suspect in a murder game and has to have cleavage but she has not an ounce - how can we help? All advice gratefully received (lol)

Kaz xx :o)))))))))))))))

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:02

A balcony bra and two ends of a Vienna Roll:-) LOL

Merlin

Merlin Report 20 Dec 2007 22:04

Lippo Suction. **M**.:o))>

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:05

BC that was really helpful....pmsl

Why does she have to have a cleavage?

*totally bemused*

Does she have to hide a bl**dy great blunderbuss down her front?

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 20 Dec 2007 22:06

put your bra on

add chicken fillets

and wind a booble tight on the straps

at the back hey presto clevage

or use gaffer tape on the bra at the front

pushing what you have got forward

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:07

Sue! So she can bedazzle the Judge!!!

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:08

BC

Bedazzle or (be)smother?

"Let me win and I'll let you breathe"

ann

ann Report 20 Dec 2007 22:09

i think it was on that show once cant think of there names something undress.They had a gel. Annie

Jax in Wales

Jax in Wales Report 20 Dec 2007 22:10

a balconette bra like BC said and a bit off bronzer just between the boobs where a cleavage should be.

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:11

Sorry Kaz

I am being flippant :-(

I don't have that prob so can't help sure someone else can though

Sue xx

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 22:23

Lol You lot have me laffing -

I think gaffer tape is the only way forward wiv a balconette bra and that marvellous scaffolding company would be a help````

!! If all else fails what about balloons they are good!!!

Kaz x

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:24

*kindly...it's ok. Kaz, you are with friends:-) It's for you innit? pmsl! BC XX

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 22:24

Oh am so pmsl at the viennese rolls Bc - will defo pass that advice on !

Kaz x

Jax in Wales

Jax in Wales Report 20 Dec 2007 22:26

Tell her to fill the balloons with jelly so she will have a bit of jiggle too more natural lol

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:27

Balloons sound good...

tip.....

get the round ones not the long sausage shaped ones :-)

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 20 Dec 2007 22:28

lol!

Kaz in a Tizz

Kaz in a Tizz Report 20 Dec 2007 22:28

How very dare you BC?

My booobees are fine except they are always fighting for recognition over me tum - pmsl

Kaz :o)))))))))

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:28

Hmmmmm

methinks Jax knows a lot about this subject!

*installs secret camera in her bedroom for a change*

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 20 Dec 2007 22:28

wear them under her boobs though

like a chicken fillet for good lift

Sue

Sue Report 20 Dec 2007 22:29

Joy,

Does that involve a scalpel? Sounds dangerous!