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The lies our parents told us...

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Staffs Col

Staffs Col Report 12 Nov 2007 21:09

When I had been naughty ''come here I am going to kill you''

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 12 Nov 2007 21:08

Don't sit on a brick wall, you will get piles

Jackie

Jackie Report 12 Nov 2007 21:07

dont sit on the flags you will get chin cough what the heck is chin cough.
if you had a cut or scrape they used to say a pigs foot will grow out of that tomorrow used to scare me to death
Jackie

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 12 Nov 2007 20:56

Don't sit too close to the TV you will go blind.

Roughly translated as 'Get out the way I can't see'

PUMPKIN HEAD

PUMPKIN HEAD Report 12 Nov 2007 20:55

If you bite your fingernail it will prick your heart and you will die.
Easter Bunny ... we have a cat called SIMBA!!
Sim-baa !!!

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 12 Nov 2007 20:45

pml tw
things we told our parents

sat on the end of their bed
£1 well go to bed
£10 n we will go sleep lol

Whirley

Whirley Report 12 Nov 2007 20:44

if you break your legs, dont come running to me....

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 12 Nov 2007 20:43

Mummy and Daddy are playing.

*blushes*

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 12 Nov 2007 20:42

oh if ya lie ya tongue will be green

we nvr opened our mouths if we were n mam new lol

Kay????

Kay???? Report 12 Nov 2007 20:40

Keep pulling them faces and it will stop like that,,

dont eat raw potato youlll get worms,

Ill treat you when me boat come in,,,,that turned out to be a Mary Celest,!!!

Ill know if youre lying ,your tongue will be covered in white spots,!!and it will drop off,,,,,,,,!!!now thats enough to stop anybody,,,,,,,,

Nolls from Harrogate

Nolls from Harrogate Report 12 Nov 2007 20:31

Eat up your carrots you'll see in the dark or
If I asked where something was mum would say Saw a little doggie run off with it!!

MaggyfromWestYorkshire

MaggyfromWestYorkshire Report 12 Nov 2007 20:30

I'm still waiting for my hair to curl from all those crusts!

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 12 Nov 2007 20:28

If you dont' stop crying I'll give to something to cry about!

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 12 Nov 2007 20:27

Grape pips will give you appendicitis

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 12 Nov 2007 20:26

I was found under a cabbage.

Sugar gives you worms.

Dont eat the holes on doughnuts...gives you hiccups.

Eat crusts to get curly hair.

If you are awake when santa comes..he goes away again.

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny Report 12 Nov 2007 20:26

when I asked where I came from my mam told me she picked a banana off a tree and when she opened it I was curled up inside

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥

♥**♥Straykitten♥**♥ Report 12 Nov 2007 20:23

oh tw i was told that an all
and i told my kids it the other day
"slaps wrist norty mummy lol"

i was also told
father christmas was fake how shocking ia that

(¨*•.¸(¨*•.Pauline loving my grandson(¨*•.¸(¨*•.

(¨*•.¸(¨*•.Pauline loving my grandson(¨*•.¸(¨*•. Report 12 Nov 2007 20:23

Don't swallow the apple pip or a apple tree will grow out of your ears

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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# Report 12 Nov 2007 20:18

The jingle on the ice cream van means they've sold out

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny Report 12 Nov 2007 20:15

when I used to dress our cat Simba up and carry him around hanging upside down my dad used to say "his eyes will drop out"

and when I was a teenager and dad saw me plucking my eyebrows he said "what are you doing,you'll get cancer of the eyebrows"
----lovely man lol he also loved to creep up on me and scare me if I was watching dr who and the daleks,whilst hiding behind the settee