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Thanks for taking the time lol
Morning Tina

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lol!
morning folks
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KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

Lisa Burnett,23,a resident of San Diego,was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed.,with both hands behind the back of her head.One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open,and she looked very strange.He asked her if she was ok,Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head,and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.The man called the paramedics who broke into the car,because all the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got her to remove her hands,they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head...
A pillsbury biscuit canistor had exploded from the heat,making a loud noise like a gunshot,and the wad of dough hit her in the back of the head.When she reached back to find out what it was she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.She initially passed out,but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until rescued.
Lisa is blonde.

This was taken from an original newspsper article.


Moral of story is always put your shopping in the boot so only the spare tyre gets ''shot''
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