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I just want to torture this computer
& this Gr site Im fed up with playing Yo YO

on here ,off for a cuppa to steady me nerves

June (with a headache)

Wonder if it'd work on cyber bullies?

Hi

Sorry I was away so long. I've been cooking in the kitchen. Need I say more!

For those with computer problems, try this spell. It also works on televisions, cars etc. In fact on any appliance which is giving you aggro.

Take one computer brochure, string, seven sheets of brown paper.

Wrap your brand new state of the art, all singing, all dancing NEXT year's model computer in brown paper.

Each morning unwrap one layer

Make sure you do this IN FRONT OF your computer.

On the seventh morning, place the catalog UNDER the computer.

You will be amazed at how meek and compliant it has become.

An alternative is to alter the clock from midday to midnight so that it has to work when it wants to sleepl

OR take one sledge hammer.........

Oh so naughty Wicked Witch of the North
aka Aileen

ps Merlin 10% sounds reasonable.

Now where is that sledge hammer!

Back later with more whacky spells.

well thats it as soon as I manage to get back on yer clears off

Right I'm Casting A Evil Spell On All Of You
Now+++++

June.

These "Twiglets" Are they the same things you used to buy in Packets? ( Very Cheaply) .M.:o)))>xx.

Sorry Mo, Tried it, Better for her to employ a Chef.She,d like that, especially if he was an ex Fireman. I think thats why she Burns Everything. .M. :o)))>xx.

twiglet ,theyv'e just let me back on
Iv'e missed allthe fun.
What's Kitty beeen up to??

pmsl as struts off thread poking tongue out at kitty and spraying chrissy lol

And pokes tongue out........

Umph....... that was so not fair kitty. * struts off the thread* ...........

*unwraps twig and apologises to everyone*

I have cookbooks galore but.......................they lie!! LOL

xx

Winter, be Careful, your treading on dangerous ground there with your "So Called Spells" Thats my area, and as for "Candles at Moonlite" Rubbish. "Mooning" yes, That can frighten any one,( Especially if you have a large Bum) but be aware, Merlin has his Eyes on you.However if you are prepared to pay some sort of " Comission" say 10%,we may be able to come to some sort of agreement. .M. :o)))>xx

Oh I like that one CC!!! *gets loads of paper out and writes names on......

*wraps twiglet in white paper and shuts drawer firmly!! lol

*no-one told me about any party!!*

xx

You meany you ......... got my own back anyway........... told them at the party Kitty not to listen to you............... pmsl

*holds twiglet behind back*

Nothing Mo..................I was looking for a pencil.....honest :))

xx

ooooh you kitty thought you were saving me......... you just want me for one of your own recipes dont you???????? ............pmsl

Because they can? LOL

xx

Thanks Kitty .......... that was ssssssssoooooooo mean , use a pencil pleaaaaaaseeeeeeeee, that couldum it hot!..........lol I didnt bully why are they throwing me in the coulrum

*pours cooling water over twiglet*

Be strong now, be brave little twiglet!! :))))

Here, have some soothing cream.

xx