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pmpl Maggie I take my hat off to you and your friends - that’s more than I could ever contemplate doing!

Many moons ago, I knew someone who was a bedroom cleaner at Sullem Voe oil terminal in the Shetland Isles.
I tried and failed to get a job there - well I got the job and was sacked before I started - but that's another story lol.
My mate told me some of the 'tricks of the trade.

Some of these men were disgusting and peed, puked and gobbed into the sinks. This debris had to be cleared before the water would run away and the sinks cleaned - so what did the cleaners use?


The men's toothbrushes!!!! LOL
Well it was their bodily gunk!!

maggie

Tell us Rosi.......

Am suitably COWering in the corner Claire - Your freinds mum must have bought her up well to keep a GSOH an interesting topic I think on another thread one day when you are willing to share.

tell us more rosie

that is kinda cute with the grapes though she is totally forgiven of course


catherine
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Not taken revenge out on someones food but I have on their Mercedes Benz......

Hi Claire sorry for the confusion I can alter mine a bit if you would like as you were here first. But vey nice to meet you xx

Another I did once was out of embarrassment and not out of revenge was about 12 years ago. I was attending a Murder dinner party - I don’t know if any of you have - its a game type thing you get an invite from the post and your friends and your script card - you must dress as your character and bring a course as requested by the hostess - that way everyone gets to cook something and the hostess doesn’t slave all night.

I was looking after my young niece who was about three or 4 and was at nursery and she wanted to help me with canapés. I was doing some vegetarian ones and was putting veggie pate on small biscuits and had cut grapes in half and asked her to stick them on the pated biscuits I had done.

I was engrossed in making the pate neat and ten mins later when I looked at my niece she was licking the sliced grapes and 'sticking' them on the pate.

When I enquired what she was doing she told e she had just learned to Lick and Stick at school!

I had no more grapes so took them as they were!!!

Believe me Catherine he deserved it

I aslo gave the same one a hair cut after an argument and the guard fell off accidentally on purpose at the back so he was walking round with a bald patch till it grew back pmsl

terrible aint i pmsl

cut all the buttons and an arm out of every shirt my ex owned when i kicked him out too pmsl

well, served him right

hehehehehehehe
xxLynnxx

lol lol lol lol jax

that is bad

catherine
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I have to admit to using my ex's toothbrush to clean the loo once luckily we split up later that day so i didnt have to kiss him lol

Lynne you wicked woman you PMPL

Not the OH but my brother did eat cat food as a dare once!!

Hoff dont bite off more than you can chew - ive seen your flirtingways and would be cruel to wipe the floor with you in front of your freinds :)

LOL Hoff

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NO DOGS SORRY







but 3 cats ummmmmmmmmmmm

Errrrmmmmm

Chocolate mouse made with laxative chocolate worked a treat on a cheating boyfriend!!

Not mine, my daughters!

I just do my best not to poison anyone:))

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lynn you never lol
that's top

catherine
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I could never do it now - but when I was younger ...... I was called Madcow from when I was 21 and that was before the outbreak of CJD - Alas someone already had that name on here :(

But these days I am a respectable person pmpl - if only they knew I still feel 18 inside.

20 years ago wife worked for Telephone firm

and some bi,,h made her a cup of coffee

theyspat in it and stirred itwith their finger after picking their nose.

and when i find them there for it

My friend once spat in the middle her (now ex) boyfriend's mashed potato then covered it in gravy and served it with a smile. He so deserved it.
Maddie moo, what a laugh. I wish I had had the guts with one particular ex colleague but would have got caught. Of course too grown up for that sort of thing now....