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terrible aint i pmsl

cut all the buttons and an arm out of every shirt my ex owned when i kicked him out too pmsl

well, served him right

hehehehehehehe
xxLynnxx

Believe me Catherine he deserved it

I aslo gave the same one a hair cut after an argument and the guard fell off accidentally on purpose at the back so he was walking round with a bald patch till it grew back pmsl

Hi Claire sorry for the confusion I can alter mine a bit if you would like as you were here first. But vey nice to meet you xx

Another I did once was out of embarrassment and not out of revenge was about 12 years ago. I was attending a Murder dinner party - I don’t know if any of you have - its a game type thing you get an invite from the post and your friends and your script card - you must dress as your character and bring a course as requested by the hostess - that way everyone gets to cook something and the hostess doesn’t slave all night.

I was looking after my young niece who was about three or 4 and was at nursery and she wanted to help me with canapés. I was doing some vegetarian ones and was putting veggie pate on small biscuits and had cut grapes in half and asked her to stick them on the pated biscuits I had done.

I was engrossed in making the pate neat and ten mins later when I looked at my niece she was licking the sliced grapes and 'sticking' them on the pate.

When I enquired what she was doing she told e she had just learned to Lick and Stick at school!

I had no more grapes so took them as they were!!!

Not taken revenge out on someones food but I have on their Mercedes Benz......

tell us more rosie

that is kinda cute with the grapes though she is totally forgiven of course


catherine
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Tell us Rosi.......

Am suitably COWering in the corner Claire - Your freinds mum must have bought her up well to keep a GSOH an interesting topic I think on another thread one day when you are willing to share.

Many moons ago, I knew someone who was a bedroom cleaner at Sullem Voe oil terminal in the Shetland Isles.
I tried and failed to get a job there - well I got the job and was sacked before I started - but that's another story lol.
My mate told me some of the 'tricks of the trade.

Some of these men were disgusting and peed, puked and gobbed into the sinks. This debris had to be cleared before the water would run away and the sinks cleaned - so what did the cleaners use?


The men's toothbrushes!!!! LOL
Well it was their bodily gunk!!

maggie

pmpl Maggie I take my hat off to you and your friends - that’s more than I could ever contemplate doing!

a few years ago i fell out with a best mate from school for stealing an ex boyfriend!
i didnt speak to her for a good few weeks until one night we were all round at a mates house and who should b there?but her and my ex.
so after a few drinks i went into the garden and picked up some dog poo on a shovel and put it down her coat sleeve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and poured water in his shoes so they were wet through ha!
needles to say were all friends again now but they still dont know it's me or they just havent said any thing.and they have been together for 8 years now and happily married for three.

i do feel bad about it know as it was them who got me and my husband together but i dont think i'll tell them they might kill me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok.....I will explain :o)

I have to add that I have felt very guilty for years after...

A good few years ago for reasons I wont go into, I scratched a few naughty words on someones Mercedes with a cork screw, bent the windscreen wipers in half, and glued up the lock, then found out two days later it was the wrong car!!!

noooooooooooo

OMG

no wonder you feel guilty lol

catherine
xx

Many yrs ago I worked in a chemist shop
We had a under manager who was always scrounging sweets from us.
we had sweet revenge we doctored a few of them with laxative
then stood back to watch the effect it had (Bliss)
June xx

Rosie and Kelly you naughty peeps!! Christine you naughty girl you reminded me of a discipline I got working on a still very popular Mag many years ago.

We had a note round from the editor in chief that had supplied vending machines for crisps and chocs a few months before - saying that it would be a disciplinary offence to eat at our desks.

So I wrote a memo saying I cant remember exactly but something the effect that although the vending machines were here and we worked our nuts off at all hours to meet publishing deadlines if we purchased snacks from the machines and ate then at our desks we would face a disciplinary procedure.

I then Photocopied the bottom half of his memo onto mine with his sig and one night stuck copies on all the vending machines (inc fags we could smoke in those days).

Was great hoot but someone grassed me up :( Wasn’t so funny then).

Im older and wiser now lol

When i was in my teens I was in Ireland on holiday with my Grandparents on their farm we did a lot of cooking....everyday one of my uncles used to come home and say 'Susie where's my pie'...drove me mad!
So.....I made a lovely pie for him...... a cow poo one!
He found it and ran off up the field ripping the plastic bag off with his teeth, with me chasing him...(trying not to laugh).....then he took a nice big bite!!

I nearly wet myself laughing....he didn't find it very funny though.....lol

My ex friends husband took his revenge on her (she was having an affair) by moving out and filling the bed with the rubbish bin contents and all the nasty stuff stored in the garage.... on the day she came out of hospital having had a hysterectomy.

It was a very amusung sight though, boy, did it smell!

Tina x

My now ex husband had an affair when we were married he even had a child with someone else between our 2. So i made him a pie with pedigree chum, which he ate and said was lovely but the best thing i did was cleaning the toilet with his toothbrush and putting it back in the holder that was 17years ago i don't think i could do it now and to this day he still dosen't know aww bless him lol paulinexx

pauline yousssssssss the girl pmsl

when i was first married in 1961
i'd had a row with oh over him eating my pudding
so when i made his sandwiches for work the next day , i said to him iv'e done you some salmon sandwiches oh nice he says .
only they weren't salmon.... they were kit e kat
with a nice lettice leaf in each sandwich.
wonder why he came home with a stomach ache lol
Hazelx

Oh you girls are sooooooooo wicked!! I'm in pain from laughing here :-)))))

Mary