General Chat

CC she is getting a bit stropping isnt hse...hmmmm

what do you want for ya tea chuck...I have made a lw fat pepper and onion quiche and am doing some spuds (not for me ) and chicken and bacon to go with it ( red day ) ?

*stands in front of armchair and sleeping little Ann*

Look at her, shes exhausted! How could you work her so hard?

Poor thing, fancy getting her to clean up two years mess on her own?

Maybe you shouldn't let your gaff get so filthy.

*calls Kim and Aggie though thinks even THEY might turn their noses up at this one*

TW I can answer that one ..

1) it has been rumoured that you may pay Ann in bottles of Gin , thats why she has worked so hard. and

2) CC is a very serious geneyfingyingbob researcher and we all know how House work takes second place to that..


and if I must CC ....stop being bossy I have enough with TW and BC and BC has taken sister Maureen over to Loudes for a few days and I dint even know she liked cricket..

Thank you so much for your concern TW, at least someone cares. And I cannot begin to tell you how bad things were in there before I made a start - even the mice had moved out.

I am officially retiring as house elf and shall return to my sane self

Ann xxx

Insane Elf was that?

Will we know the difference?

Now I know I have lost my marbles, I don't even know who I am anymore

*carefully places marbles in matchbox*

I feel better already

Ann :))

Yes Christine, but I am only little and so are my marbles :)

I've never cooked matches, especially not in a matchbox...are they nice, do you serve them with chips?

Sorry I only know the missionary position pmsl

and no I am not related to Dobby, I am descended from far better stock *tuts*

No what she means is that one night she was so outrageously drunk she was put in the village stocks while we all threw rotten veg at her, brand new state-of-the-art stocks too, got em off Ebay but she fell off them.

How can one dance on taps when they are running, one would fall off and disappear down the plug ole !

When did you get your promotion Ann?

I am just using my proper title TW, as I explained earlier I was descended from good stock, they were all lords and ladies in my family ya know, not common ag labs or miners, like so many here

*fixes crown*

Ann xxx

mine were posh ag labs you know lol

jetx

Are you confusing ag labs with land owners I wonder Jet? I think maybe you are :)

Wos that Beef stock or veggy?....Lady Little

oooooh no ann my agriculteral labourers were very posh lol


jetx

**walks in scratches head **

whats going on now....

Did they have Wellington Boots then Jet? Wellington was a fine chap.

Susan .........words fail me *tut tut*