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Dare I risk a Joke??
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 8 Sep 2004 21:14 |
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******Not intended to offend any nationalities or animal lovers******* |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 8 Sep 2004 21:15 |
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One Day on the Train......... The train was quite crowded, so the US Marine walked its entire length looking for a seat - but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed French woman's poodle. The war weary Marine asked "Ma'am, may I have that seat? The french woman just sniffed and said to no one inparticular "Americans are so rude! My little Fifi is using that seat". The Marine walked the entire length of the train again, but the only seat left was under that dog! "Please ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired". She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word - he just picked up the little dog, and tossed it out of the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road, and now sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window!" |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Sep 2004 21:15 |
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Made me laugh! nell |
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☼♥Missy | Report | 8 Sep 2004 21:16 |
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Me too!! Lx |
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Joy | Report | 8 Sep 2004 21:17 |
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tee hee |
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Cheeky Monkey | Report | 8 Sep 2004 21:21 |
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very good dont think i'll remeber it to tell people at work thou lol |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 8 Sep 2004 21:27 |
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Diana - you can print it off - just hi-lite the actual text - go to 'file' on tool bar - then 'print' then click 'selection' and go for it......... :) |
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bridan | Report | 9 Sep 2004 02:16 |
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Very funny, made me laugh LOL Bridget x |
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Unknown | Report | 9 Sep 2004 07:28 |
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LOVED IT. Mary in Sydney |
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June | Report | 9 Sep 2004 07:40 |
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The right way to start the day for me. June xx |
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Lindy | Report | 9 Sep 2004 09:58 |
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Lol..loved it! Lindy;-)) |
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Lisa | Report | 9 Sep 2004 17:09 |
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anne that was brilliant and didn't offend me xxxxx(: |
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