General Chat

The Queen of Hearts was the jealous sister of the Queen of Tarts, (a slut according to the Hearts Queen) that is why she had her dress in an ermine cloak and nothing else....to prove her theory was right....

i knows a nose that would look smashing on you as a replacement...........

And they all fell down a big hole and were never seen again

Off Marty went on his hover board, down the middle of the motorway, out of the corner of his eye he spotted......

It was Marty McFly from Back to the Future who was wrestling with his................

...if you're reluctant to marry me, I'll run off, and go to sea. Lampwick and I will go away, to an island where we can play. The Captain says there are no rules, There's no hard work, and no school." So off Pinnochio and Lampwick went....

what the difference was between a cricket and a grasshopper.

went along together.

got ready to run for election against Tony.

"Do you know where we can get some wood, Pinnoky?" the baby bear asked. "No I don't," he replied, "Honest - I have no idea where to get any. Really. Truly. Truthfully. I just cannot think of where there is any wood. I am sorry, I just cannot help you. I just do not know where you could possibly find any wood. Definately not. No, no, no, no, no." With that, his nose grew by several feet - so Daddy bear sawed it down to size, and had pleanty of wood to heat his porridge. "Thanks Pinnochio," he said. "I know where to look when we have the barbeque"...........

he had a long pointy thing right between his............

Now, some of the porridge was too hot, and some was just right, but the big bowl for Daddy Bear was too cold. "I'll have to heat it up," he said "Do we have any wood to light the stove?" They all looked towards Pinnochio.........

porridge as an apology to goldilocks bear for gettin in that position.............

later in his life, when he was old and gray. Meantime, he was just a little wooden boy - who was destined for some exciting adventures.

prescott who had a love of cars.........

zapped Tony and George with a powefull spell. They both disintigrated. Mr and Mrs Carpenter were very upset at the demise of their little boy. "I know," said Mr Carpenter - "I'll carve us a new boy." So he did - and he called him Pinnochio.....

what him and his pal were going to do.but he needed help from his other little friends who would back his evil plans.......................

"You should care", replied his Dad. "You can sand your nose as much as you want, but remember that it will grow again every time you tell a lie."

To meet Bill & Ben and the flower pot men who were to be his work mates when he grew up and little weed who when he grew up lived in America Bren

Alton Towers.