General Chat

A tourniquet round the neck? Len

Hey Harry the Well known Millionaire! As long as you come with me!!Have tried ALL the cures and they seem to be working.... Thanks all

Just noticed your advice Len. Yeh someone else has tried that and it has'nt worked!!

hi bc- for us peeps in yorks with sky, next weeks shameless has finished ! jenny - your cure was toooo clinical ! i got piles sitting on the wall in wakey with you [ having a fag !] what is the cure for those ?lol. i think the best cure for a cold sore is a poultice ! i usually use rhubarb leaves , slowly marinated in vinegar. added[ generously] to the infected area . smells and looks revolting- so everyone keeps well away ! soooooooo no one sees the grotty cold sore anyway ! sue. xxx

OH MY GOD ! i think i have just killed buttercup's thread ! what do i do now, delete my previous thread and hope no one saw me !and pray i left no footprints behind [ or frintputts-as my son calls em] plod on regardless , and blame someone else ? change my name on gc, and never admit to anything ?? HELP !!! sue.

Rhubarb leaves!!!!Are'nt they poisonous Sue?

Buttercup, Bad news. The Bahamas have no berths large enough to accommodate my yacht. Damn. Keep your eye on your cold sore. I can cure bad necks. Happy days

Woke up this morning and there was my cold sore - GONE!!!! I am now back to my luscious pouty self. Thank you all (except Len and Sue) and a special thanks to Harry the Millionaire (flutter flutter). XX BC I reslly dont see any need for doctors or psychiatrists any more! We have the wise people on the Boards!

yep ! they are poisonous, but they get rid of the cold sore ! harry- i have been told by several people that i have quite a big berth- wanna park here ? sue.

Sue, Be careful. I,ve just got room for one more notch on my walking stick. Happy days

Have you still got that cold sore Buttercup. Hope its gone soon lol. Wendyxx

All gone Wendy!! Thanks so much....BC

harry ! you will need more than one walking stick when you tagle with me ! [ to put all our notches on, of course] lol, sue.

Sue, Is it the thorn bird which has one final momemt of ecstasy, and the dies. If so............ Oh, hang on, I,m not quite ready to go yet. Call me back in a few weeks time. Happy days (and nights by the sound of it).

Harry. How about the mayfly who lives life to the full for one brief day!! I have often wondered if it knows it only has one day or does it come as a surprise when he is about to pop his clogs? Ah lifes imponderables.... XXBC PS Watch out for that Sue. Shes after yer money, not like me....

Buttercup, Beggar the may fly, it just dies naturally. A blazing night of passion with one of you lovely ladies has appeal - but impaling myself on a thorn straight after? As per Fagin, 'I,m reviewing the situation'.

harry- methinks you need your brow mopping ! will be over with my mop in a mo ! lol, sue.

sue are you qualified to mop brows???? or will you be doing this in purely a lay persons capacity???? Bev

Bev! What you doing here??? You trying to tempt Harry the Millionaire as well??

oh heck- better check with the union !........... its ok ! mop and bucket up to standard, and i do have an 'ology' in brow mopping ! sue.