General Chat

Dr. Legs, I have business on the mainland so will be catching a ride with the chopper and it leave in a couple of minutes.... I have locked Boris in my flat so he will not be a problem. fat lady cook

Good afternoon Ladies. Are you all ready for our first paying guests? Dr.Longlegs. Md.Me.

Oh lovely [Bec helps herself to Linda McCartney veggie sausage rolls, prawn mayo sandwiches, Pringles, and a few cheese straws]

The Buffet Miz Bec! There was a vegetarian menu as well. Humph.....

Leftovers of what?? Hungry Casino Manager Becx

**************LUNCH MENU*********** DELICIOUS LEFTOVERS FAT LADY COOK

*Fat Lady cook shuffles past reception on her way to the kitchen and notices a ginger bud on the plant 'with the roving eyes' and mutters to herself* Humph! I did not know that the Giant Venus Fly Trap had ginger flowers, it looks like a lock of red hair.. I must ask Maggie about that!.. Oh Well! lets see what kind of a mess Sassy has left for me to clean up... I cannot be expected to do everything on my own...when are we getting more kitchen staff?...'mumble'...'moan'!!

Dear MS Roff. Thank you for applying for a position within our Hotel Complex. May I ask, what hours are you available? This will help us to decide what vacancy would be suitable for you. General Dogsbody, is not really a very nice title. To fill this ost you really do need to be available many times during the day and evenings. We are in desparate need of a someone to take charge of our Laundry Department. Dr. Longlegs. Md. Me.

*buzzing noise* Oh, sorry, Doctor, that's my pager. I'd better go and see why I'm needed. *runs as fast as is possible on 3 inch heels* Gwynne (ents)

*frets* I'm really very busy this morning Doctor, is it very important? Gwynne (ents)

Chalets have been inspected. All to my approval. Next job is to inspect the kitchens. I am full of admiration for our Head Gardener. She has done a wonderful job. What a worker. I just wish a few more would take their job as seriously. What time are the first guests expected? Must speak to you in Private for a few minutes, dear Gwynne. Jenny.

Report to Surgery??? no Alcohol??? Not on your nelly!!!!! She might find out where all those ping pong balls went to.....

Good Morning, Doctor, The ceremony went well, didn't it? We are expecting quite a few guests today, have you inspected the chalets? Gwynne (ents) Hoping the Doc hasn't heard about the Australian vicar.

NUDGE> URGENT MEMO. To, The Head Housekeeper. From, Dr. Longlegs. Md.Me. Starting from Monday 28th February 1905. All of your Household staff are expected to report to my surgery for General Medical. Twenty four hours (24) prior to this examination, you should take a bath or shower. Under ANY circumstances, there should be no sexual activities. No alcohol to be taken, only soft drinks. You may eat until 12 hours before the examination. Thank you. Dr. Longlegs. MD. ME. ***********************************************

Good Morning Gwynne. May I join you for tea? Earl Grey will be fine for me. Thank You.

(Somewhere in the grounds) Coochy, coochy, coochy, here Sweetyikins. Where are you, little one? No wonder Sweetykins escaped past me this morning, what with all this bamboo all over the place. Giant Pandas are so unpredictable! Come on baby, don't be afraid. Now I wonder if this butterfly net will be big enough to catch him? I'd better lurk out here until I find him - Pandas have very sharp claws and I don't want him getting at the guests. Dearie dearie no!

*stretches and yawns* The guests begin to arrive today. I hope the staff are ready. Didn't see my 'father' at all yesterday. I hope that means he's left the island. Good to see the Doc back. *puts kettle on* Gwynne

FAT LADY COOK I am soo sorry that I missed you today. I have field hockey every weekend. It realy takes it out of me after working the night shift. But we won the division. Leagues next weekend. Looking at the amount of food that is left, I'd say we did a fine job. The phone is ringing, so I will put up the breakfast menu later. SASSY

Is that a Buttercup I see? No, my eyes must be deceiving me. OMGoodness. A lady in Drag, sorry rags. How on earth did she enter this establishment. Get the Security Guard. Get this person out of my sight. Disgusting,Disgusting. A meeting must be called tomorrow. What on earth has been going on in my absence?

The Entertainments manager watches the fireworks with the remaining guests. What they lack in quantity they make up for in quality and all are impressed. She waves them off at the jetty makes her way to her room, too tired to join the rest in the bar. The Hotel is officially open tomorrow and the first guests will arrive. There are still some job vacancies which is a bit of a worry..................................... And so to bed. Gwynne (ents)