General Chat

Cut out ALL ALCHOHOL and Carbohydrates. Walk up and down stairs 30 times a day and around the block twice a day. I lost eight pounds in a week doing this. Too rapid wwweight loss is not good for you so take it slowly and steadily. Exercise is the clue Good Luck -Rose Oh,Keep your mouth closed - flies put on weight

Hi. My son used the cabbage soup diet and it worked very boring but worked quickly(mind you I don't know why he wanted to diet ) told him it was because he laid of the beer LOL. Germaine

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http://www(.)weightlossresources(.)co(.)uk/diet/gi_diet/glycaemic_index_tables(.)htm Stick to low GI values to lose most weight - not the most exciting diet in the world, but easy to stick to, and seems to work!! Good Luck!! Maggie

thanks for all the replies. its been informative and a laugh! just what a thread should be! lol! im off now. night everyone xx

I doubt if you will be able to lose so much in such a short time, but you could get a bike and cycle everywhere so that you will burn off some calories and be ready for Centreparcs' cycleways. nell

Paul, Get yourself a REAL GOOD stomach bug! That will take the weight off, loose a stone in 3 days!! Sorry doll! :-)) lol Good luck & have a great time Kim x

paul no choccy biscuits eitherxxxxxxx(:

Paul, my boss tried the south beach diet and it really worked for him. In addition, when my brother was trying to lose weight, he rode his stationary bike for 1 hour a day and lost a LOT of weight. Good luck.

paul cut out the beer might be a good thing and cut down on the carbs.also exercise might helpxxxxxxx(:

ok so 6 pints = 6 bottles of wine. breakfast, king - legs of lamb, hog roast, chicken. (henry 8th!) lunch. same but less. tea. loaf of bread. i can do that! lol!

Paul, Looks like you'll just have to accept your fate - or your fat! LoL CB >|< ;>)))

lol! and get the local pub to ban me!

CB - PMSL

Paul, LMHO - The only way you'll lose 2 st in 3 weeks is to cut off your head, arms and legs! You'd lose most by padlocking the fridge, freezer and microwave, then throwing away all the pizza, curry & Chinese delivery flyers by the phone. Cut the landline to your home phone, throw away your mobile and car keys, so you can't go and buy any food, and just drink water from the tap. You'll also weigh less if you wear lightweight clothing and no shoes or jewellery - and have your head shaved! Best of luck, CB >|< X

just been on the net about that soup diet. it says one of the side effects is 'excess gas!' so if you read story in the paper, headline: 'tidal wave in centre parcs sweeps away sunbeds,' its me!! lol!

Laura - PMSL '13 stone in a daaaaay'

Atkins is quick, but not healthy to do for very long! Anyone a Peter Kay fan? He knows how to lose 13 stone in a day!!!!

Everyone I know who has 'crash' dieted has put the weight back on afterwards! A friend did the Atkins Diet and lost loads, but it all went back on, plus more! Good luck anyway, only diet I know that works is: 1. Eat less 2. Exercise more (for ever!!)

My son is a very large man and needs to lose a lot of weight, he lost ten kilo on the soup diet it showed him how much better he is with some weight off, is now on a more balanced diet, it gave him the start he needed.ANNABEL