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Once upon a time there was a fella called Dave
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:15 |
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bootiful Dave did say! |
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helenbell | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:09 |
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Buxom!! like bernard mathews turkeys |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:07 |
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.. thanked her but declined, she wasnt his type. He prefers his women more.... |
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Shirley Ann | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:00 |
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Then he found one in the coop, as he was about to leave the shop this little old lady asked him if he would like to go back to her house to get warmed up ,Dave..... |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 09:00 |
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yes your right Jennie chuck the silver foil away gulf stream weather here,and Ive just had my service! |
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Mommylonglegs | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:58 |
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Why are you all trussed up Dave??? Your in the Gulf Stream you know. Morning Dave. Jenny. x |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:58 |
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and said.. ' i'll give you a service dave'.... |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:55 |
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some old boiler came up! |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:54 |
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He was beginning to feel like an oven ready Turkey, when... |
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helenbell | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:53 |
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a little lad who saw this thought the alians had landed!! |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:50 |
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his tinfoil was glowing in the sun! |
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Shirley Ann | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:48 |
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Then thought better off it,and wrapped the naughty little bit in tin foil, and off he went on his way... |
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helenbell | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:37 |
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LOL Dave, sorry!!! |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:36 |
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a tissue a kitchen roll you mean! |
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helenbell | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:35 |
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Dave on this board there is no watershed!!! Buttercup didnt know where to look so she gave hime a tissue to cover his modesty, he proceeded to..... |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:34 |
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... who promptly packed Dave into her suitcase and was last seen.... |
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DAVE B | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:29 |
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build me up please buttercup! |
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Unknown | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:27 |
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... the arms of Buttercup.... |
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Slinky | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:24 |
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........... jump over the hedge and landed right into the.... Anne :o] |
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Shirley Ann | Report | 8 Jun 2005 08:16 |
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The next stop was a quick pint of Stella, then of he went with bits flapping al over the place. As he glanced over his shoulder he could see he had a bunch of middle aged women running after him, so Dave decided to.... |
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