General Chat

Gossipsville. Bruce is dropped off at his car. See you later, you best go and see Wendy, she's a sucker for your lies so i wouldnt worry too much and once she see's youve been and got a dryer she wont worry....kiss...go on, off with you! Best call Andy. Andy, its Strump. Yes it all went well. Oh, you know? Yes it was a bit of an error.....Andy, please stop shouting, yes you are! Just send a solicitor for him, im sure you know one who can get Sam out of this.....thought you might. Yes dinner sounds good. Ok, see you there. Bye. Call ends. Right, get back to my Munchkins.

Hotel Room She what! He is !!! Oh my god! Why did you leave money ina wardrobe! No, dont tell me....look, we've done our part here, lets get to the airport.....pack, quick! Dont worry about your steak! Poor Sam.......Wendy will find stuff out now......ive no idea how she knows about Sam, ask her, not me! Right, lets get going.

Sam's a long time. Hope there's not a problem. Think I'll text him, see where he is. Oh, two messages. At last one from Bruce. I'll just answer that. Bruce Tumble dryer dead. Getting new one. Used money from bag in wardrobe, hope ok? Where r u? When r u home next. Love W xx That should do. Now the other message. Oh my god Sam! What the hell do I do .... something about the money .... begins to panic big time .... those blasted £50 notes .... oh my god .... what the hell do I do .... something dodgy .... Bruce what have you been doing .... text Bruce, he'll have to come home now sharpish .... can't leave Sam at the police station .... how to go .... what do I say. Dials Sue's number .... Sue emergency, can you come and look after the boys .... Yes, it's really important. Sam's at the police station and needs me now .... You'll come, great. Fifteen minutes, brilliant. Bruce Where r u? Need to speak with u asap. Prob with money in bag. Police say it's dirty! Wendy

Gossipsville Police Station DAM!! Always on the phone this woman. Leaves a message. Wendy, its me, dont panic (even though im in a panic), erm, been arrested....tried to get the dryer, some thing about this money. I need your help NOW!! They say im dealing in dirty money, fraud....just get here...sniffs...please. ends call. Yeah alright, im innocent i tell you! Gets taken back to the interview room.

Hotel Room Bruce, your dripping on the carpet......i suppose you want me to dry you as well...smiles.....course i ordered steak, youll need energy babe!

hope you ordered steak i'm starving

In the Shower Any woman is the 'sort' babe, while the cats away and all that, i know only too well, now give me back the soap, ill wash all that stress away and just think, by tomorrow, its proper money we have with the pay out! Oh and i ordered room service, lots of food and drink and then...........

*in the shower* ahhhhhh, thats better, ummm lower, yes there...thats the spot sorry don't mean to sound off it's all this with the money and having to lie to wendy, and not being able to contact Wendy, i'm sure somethings going on there nah, shes not the sort ohhh whaaaa, ummm you carry on like that and you are asking for it *grabs the soap from strump*

Hotel Room *Thinks* Sure he knows about Andy, but he cant do, wonder why he's off with me? hmmm You joining me in this shower Bruce?

typical finally get a signal and wendy has her phone switched off!!! *texts* whats this about the tumble dryer in the school holidays??? not sure when i will b home will call love Bruce miss you xxxx *send* oh drinks great i'm parched are they arranging a tow truck?? how long? i need to shower and change err what room are we in? oh sorry.....thanks babe *gives strump a peak on the cheek*

Hotel in Switzerland. *thinks* Men! and what did his last slave die of? If only he knew what his wife is up to! Checks in. Orders a recovery vehicle. Oh, can they bring our luggage here as well. Thanks. Gets the drinks. Here you go light of my life!

at last! civilisation get me a pint love, oh and what ever your having, and whilst your checking in ask the chap about a tow truck will you? *sits in lounge bar and waits for strump to return with drinks*

Hotel in Switzerland Im not moaning, just pointing out you ran out of petrol! We're here now, lets get a drink and check in. You better be in a better mood later, ive got plans for you! And it wont involve money!

Why we had to come to Switzerland i don't know it's cold and steep i'm sure Wendy is getting suss had a garbled text from her about the tumble dryer and school holidays no idea when she sent it just going to reply Damm no signal............................again!!! stop moaning woman perhaps you should have worn flatter shoes!!!!

Oh, Sam that would be so helpful .... You really don't mind going .... That is wonderful .... Erm, would you like to stay for a bite to eat later. I usually get the boys off to bed by about 7.30 .... (the boys might just be having an early night tonight) .... Eight o'clock ok .... Great. Now, what to cook?

Wendy's House Got here soon as i could (passionate kiss), whoops, sorry forgot kids are home, its ok Wend, they didnt see.....they always have the TV on that loud? No, i dont mind, get in that kitchen let me fix ya noisy part! Another passionate kiss.....looks at the dryer.....nope, probably cheaper to get a new one. I'll go and pick you one up.....not often i see this many fifty pound notes.....wont be long babe.

Damn and blast this tumble dryer .... gives dryer quick kick of encouragement .... today of all days. They thing decideds to conk and it's pouring down outside. Where is Bruce? Tried his mobile again last night .... nothing .... can't get through .... never here when I need him. What am I going to do. Sam .... Cud u help pl? Got a prob with tumble dryer. Need a man! Wendy Hits send button. Hope that doesn't make me sound too desparate .... then again! Especially after mum's phone call last night, telling me all about her conversation with Sam's mum .... how Sam's got a new woman in her life .... wonder who she is .... must be local .... he seems keen .... she's been to dinner. Oh, gosh, am I playing with fire!! Good job we where talking on the phone, then she couldn't seem me going bright red. Rather the colour of the roses Sam sent me .... they are so beautiful .... suppose it's a good job Bruce isn't here. No awkward questions to answer. Wonder where he is? I'm getting a bit worried. I hope he's alright and not in trouble or laying hurt somewhere. Ah, well I suppose he'll surface when he's got a free minute.

Some Where In Switzerland! Bruce, its not my fault our mobiles dont work up in mountains! Oh, i wouldnt worry about Wendy.....i didnt mean anything by it, she just knows you have to go walk about with your 'work'. I got an email from Rose, all has gone well her end and she's on her way back home. We just have to meet up with Jean Paul in that Hotel...sighs, up that ruddy great hill! Well you should have made sure we had petrol Bruce! Im not angry, but walking Hills in heels isnt easy! Think i need a drink when we get there!

Oh, those roses look so beautiful. Problem is what am I going to say to Bruce if he comes home and askes. Suppose I could say I bought them myself. Or will be think that's strange. Could always blame it on my hormones. Talking of hormones, Sam's certainly got mine jumping around. What do I think I'm doing. I'll just check that I put the card somewhere safe, can't have Bruce finding it. Could start asking awkward questions and I'm not sure I'm up to quick thinking at the moment. My mind's in a tizzy. Come to that. Where the hell is Bruce! I haven't heard from him for days. It's like he's dropped off the end of the earth. I do hope nothings happened to him. Right, I suppose I have to go and do the weekly shop. Sainsbury, I think. Seeing as though they were funny with my at Asda .... Right where's my bag .... check purse for cash .... yes, got some money. These £50 notes are a pain sometimes, wish they paid Bruce in £20 and £10 much easier .... Funny that, he always changes the £20 and £10's that I get for another £50!! Ah, well I suppose I could always asked him when he's next home. I suppose I really aught to text him and find out when he is next home. The boys are missing him and the school holidays are fast approaching.

Duck n Firk It Car Park Andy! Please no, you cant do this to me......kiss.........i have to say no!!!!! ......... smouldering kiss......please dont do th......smouldering kiss....this......oh god this isnt fare, damn your mother, this isnt fare.......another kiss.......oh god, please......ok........noooooooo, another kiss, ok,yes, my place then..........your still not being fare!