General Chat

For being in possession of extreme charm and hunky good looks? Gwynne

Oh you are a sympathetic lot:)) Magi - glad you know how I feel lol Cousin Lynda - no I didn't give my official title cos I didn't want the media to get hold of it and cause embarassment for you:))) Bob - you can only call me an oldie if you are 15 lol - I'm only 32! I actually think you ought to guess what I got a caution for :)))

Oh David, I'm so sorry (snigger, chuckle, chortle, pmsl!). The police officer was obviously jealous of your boyish good looks and attractiveness, hence his untrue and cruel comment. Mandy :)))

its definitely a sign of ageing when the policemen think you look so much older than them ...... ROFLMAO come on - out with it - whaddya do????

Hiya David Spill the beans! what did you do?!!! I expect the policeman was my ex - hes a policeman for the Thames Valley area - his eyesight isnt what is was - which probably explains why he finished with me when I'm so gorgeous ;-) Karen

Hey David don't worry, My gran once described my grandad, the man she loved, on his medical emergency forms, as his hair being Grey, bald. Natalia x

I should say something nice and reassuring but I've got nothing! lol Daisy Now stop mucking about and tell everyone what you've done!

Enough of the sympathy - I want to know what the caution was for, lolol.

Oh David... Maybe if you'd explained that your greyness was as a result of spending time with Mad Maz and HRH they'd have been more sympathetic? lol becx

David - PMSL with bells on!!!

How dare they David, don't they realise it should have said 'distinguished' Clooney lookalike... I'm not happy as a kid gave up his seat on the dolmus for me yesterday, must be looking worse than the 19 I usually feel...lol... Magi

Terrible, David, isn't it? When these power crazed youngsters? can write what they like, about us oldies?(AND get away with it) Bob

Oh Dave, the policemen today? No manners, and their eye sight? Pathetic. You know how beautiful you are, ignore him. Deanna XX

Well... come on... tell us... we all want to know.... what did ya get the caution for?... Streaking? Anne :)))

aw Dave, poor you, get the dye out quickly!!!!

dont get upset by them saying your greying my hubby got upset when our 5yr old son was standing on the chair behind him and said daddy you a got bald bit there hubbys only 35 Dawn

He obviously meant 'greying at the temples' as befits one of your distinguished stature Dave :-) Helenxx

Cop was probably just jealous of you being older and more sophisticated Dave.

David Take heart, I find men with 'silver' streaks look so distinguished Dee ;-) xx

Very cruel seeing these things written down though isn't it? Am now taking my old greying head off to work:)