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Sssshhhhhhhh........i've got a bit of a confession

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Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 19 Aug 2005 23:55

Sue Lol!!! That's not quite the whole story though............ :0( Joan

Sue Lambrini Smith

Sue Lambrini Smith Report 19 Aug 2005 23:54

... er.. you were looking after a friends snails... and you come on here telling us it made an edible crunch ! totally heartless... [ and you should boil em first !] pmsl, sue.

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 19 Aug 2005 23:54

BC It was a horrible crunch between my fingers!!!!!! Will it die?!! Oh God, should I get another from the petshop before she comes back? Do they have any distinguishing marks?? :0( Joan

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 19 Aug 2005 23:54

You can go and buy a replica tomorrow, I always do that when friends goldfish die on me....Just bring the dead snail and say you want a doppelganger.,......lol

Tmwg

Tmwg Report 19 Aug 2005 23:53

get your lips round it quick and breathe!

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 19 Aug 2005 23:52

No Sue!!!!!! They're her pets!!!!!!!! & she will notice if it goes missing!!!!! Can I sellotape it up, it is still moving (just!!) lol :0( Joan

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 19 Aug 2005 23:51

You wicked wicked woman, you!!!! I was nearly a Budhist once, and that is a TERRIBLE thing to do....Did it go crunch or squash? lol

Nana Anna

Nana Anna Report 19 Aug 2005 23:50

Ooops - got any UHU glue. Anna :-)

Tmwg

Tmwg Report 19 Aug 2005 23:50

hahahahhahahahahahaha! may they rest in pieces..................how do you spell that ? it looks wrong!

 Sue In Yorkshire.

Sue In Yorkshire. Report 19 Aug 2005 23:50

Joan Does she breed her snails to cook/eat them. Wouldn't bother about just one. Sue YOU MURDERER

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 19 Aug 2005 23:48

Well........ I'm supposed to be loolking after my friends menagerie(?spelling?) this week whilst she's on hols, among which are a tank full of stick insects & a couple of land snails yuk!!!!! I've coped ok so far, but she did warn me to be gentle with the snails, but you have to lift em up & squirt them with water, and there was all this great lump of poo hanging off it, & just as I thought I was gonna chuck up there was a very small, but audible..........CRUNCH.......Oh dear!!!! :0S Joan

Nana Anna

Nana Anna Report 19 Aug 2005 23:43

So who have you bumped then Joan? Anna :-}) (Big smile for Joan want to stay on her good side)

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 19 Aug 2005 23:38

I'm very much alive last time I looked thanks!!!! lol It's not as bad as you thought, but I need to tell someone........... .......what i've done!!!! :0S Joan

Carole

Carole Report 19 Aug 2005 23:37

So come on the Joan, tell us more about your murderous relative! (You too Wendy!) Carole

Sue Lambrini Smith

Sue Lambrini Smith Report 19 Aug 2005 23:30

tut- as if bendy wendy does not normally spit tea everywhere ! uuumphh pmsl, sue. [ is it an alive or dead murderer- said with the accent they use on taggart]

Nana Anna

Nana Anna Report 19 Aug 2005 23:28

Be careful what you say Joan - I have a lot of Butchers in my family! LOL! Anna

Sue Lambrini Smith

Sue Lambrini Smith Report 19 Aug 2005 23:28

oh thank goodness for that joan ! i thought you had been at it again ! oooh, and do not suck the lemon- she gets quite upset.... pmsl, sue.

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 19 Aug 2005 23:27

Thats wonderful Joan!! I envy you... a real live murderer.........lol

Joan of Arc(hives)

Joan of Arc(hives) Report 19 Aug 2005 23:27

Oh Grampa That lump was only tins honest!!!!!!!! Nana!!!!! I've one word to say to you, MOOOO!!!!! lol :0) Joan xx

Unknown

Unknown Report 19 Aug 2005 23:27

Joan, Whoopee. I've got one of them too!