General Chat

Dawn LOL - think I will pass on dressing in a doggie outfit - wouldn't want to scare little Holly - she hates big doggies LOL Think I might try the joggers outfit - tight lycra shorts - cropped muscle back top - headband - wristbands - water bottle - and walkman/mp3...................... lol

Anne will gladly drop tow rope off as well, as for being gentle.... are you kidding I'm making the most of two child free nights in a hotel, oh no washing up, no children staying awake 'in case you get up to anything' pure bliss, and to boot a chance to go to his ancestors birth places yipee Dawn p.s told you to dress in the dogs outfit you might of had more luck, do you want to borrow my Springer she hates men so will drive the undesireables away!!!!!!!!!

Dawn - in that case I suggest you be gentle with him - take silk scarves instead of the tow rope - which I will happily relieve you of LOL

Anne fraid not but got old tow rope if thats any good. see you've got me in this mood now, my poor hubby wont be able to cope, after all is at least two years since we went away without the children.

Dawn - thanks - handcuffs would be very handy pmsl But do you have a lassoo instead of the whips ?? wouldn't want to damage them during capture LOL

Anne will leave them on my way past, have decided against the whips as well so do you want them and I have a spare set of handcuffs (well you have to make sure they don't escape)

Dee - but that is only cos she was traumatised after running away from all the BIG doggies - nothing to do with me :O I am still laughing now at the scene where she legged it from the pack of 4 that approached us near the car park PMSL

oh anne.better luck next time.how about speed dating???xxxx(:

Anne I am having a good laugh here trying to imagine a tiny dog prancing around trying to find a man forgive me Dee i am not making fun of your dog I myself had a small poodle and it was a great dog just my weard sense of humor Howardxx

Howard LOL - you haven't seen how small this doggie is - she's positively dinky LOL And I don't think Dee would forgive me :O

Anne I meant you should dress the dog in nurses uniform Howardxx

Thanks Dawn - can you wrap them in plain brown paper and leave behind large flower pot on doorstep?? lol

Anne and Claire Have just been rumaging through my stuff deciding what saucy stuff to take on my dirty weekend tomorrow and theres a few spare outfuits if yuo want to borrow them. I assure you they are washed and guaranteed to work. Right must go and pack more stuff poor hubby wont know whats hit him

Howard - have been told by Dee that the nurses uniform is a no-go if I require the further services of her man-pulling doggie................ Anyway, I don't think either of you would like how I'd take your temperatures LOL ;O)

Hey Anne Why not make friends with a dog warden..... Then you'll have an endless supply of dogs to take out. pmsl

Anne your not having much luck with your men do as bryan says get your self a nurses uniform then you can come and nurse the both of us we need your help Howardxx

OMG Howard - was that you??? Sorry I thought you were the dog warden LOL

Girls I AM UPSET I was lying there waiting for anne and she pulled the dog away saying I don't want that fat bald headed old g.. come on dog I only tried to diguise myself Howardxx

LOL Saints - but which kind of bank ??? depositing or withdrawing pmsl

Sorry about that he said he'd already done the bank job! ;-)