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A wee bit of FUN from another board I use See below:

NEW BOARD RULES: SICKDAYS: We will no longer accept a doctors note as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor then you are able to come on the board. SURGERY: Operations are now banned. As long as you are a member of this board you will need to have all your organs. You should not have anything removed! We accepted your membership with you intact, to have anything removed constitutes a breach of our rules. HOLIDAYS: They will be called Death Days BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for not coming on the board. There is nothing you can do for the dead friends and relatives. ABSENCE DUE TO YOUR OWN DEATH: This can be accepted as a reasonable excuse for not posting. However, we expect at least two weeks notice to enable us to open a space on the membership section TOILET BREAKS: Sit on a potty, get over it! LUNCH/DINNER BREAKS: Skinny people get an hour for the meal as they look like they need a good feed. Normal sized people get 30 minutes to maintain their average figures. Fat people get 5 minutes because thats all the time they need to drink water and a diet pill. COMPLAINTS: Dont bother - you asked to join, get over it! Happy posting!

Board members are also reminded that if they cross the diagonals they will be in nip and forfeit their turn. An extra throw of the dice will be permitted when clubs are trumps, otherwise the turn is unplayable, except under the Finklebaum ruling which applies on the third Tuesday of every month. Any deviation from these rules will invoke a reprimand from the Board master. nell

Name changing IS allowed!!! :-) Joy

Awwwww Honey Rum that pleases me thank you ..... I like to make people smile lol at Name changing lol Much happiness Debi

Good to smile, Debi! ***** IMPORTANT CORRECTION: Name changing is compulsory!!! ***** :-) Joy

****** and Haddocks must be thrown every now and then ******* :-) Joy

PMSL what's this with the haddocks??? hahahahahaha

I like these rules, lol Just printed them and put them on the notice board. Wendy.xx :-)

Wendy I do hope you haven't left those haddocks off? lol still NEED to know about this Haddock rule LOL

Sarcastic remarks NOT allowed. Neither is anything else detrimental to the poster or anything else anywhere!!! ......................................................................................... *** only Jeanette is qualified to explain about haddocks *** :-) Joy

Haddocks??? There's something fishy going on here!! Stel.xx (bad that.......sorry)!!

*********** NO COMPLAINTS NOR MOANS NOR SARCASM ABOUT SINGING ARE ALLOWED ******************* :-) Joy

OMG Joy JUST LOOK everybody how many times she has CHANGED HER NAME PMSL

Debi ................ and all in the name of that good old-fashioned thing called fun!!! Angel - only Jeanette can answer that! :- Joy

please note. ALL RULES ARE THERE TO BE BROKEN,SO ARE KNEE CAPS. signed...BOARD ENFORCER. bryan.

******** PUB THREADS ALLOWED ************* :-) Joy

Questions, please, Miss - What happens to Board members who have already had organs removed (say, brains)? What happens to honorary celebrity Board members of a pinkish hue, if they appear on more than one thread, which they are not allowed to do? Does it matter if there is an 'Aaaaaaaaargh' in the month? What about BORED members? CB >|< Additional question - Does the haddock come with chips?

Deborah, Haddocks were included.....Will have to put up these extra rules now. Hubby wants to know what haddocks !!!!!!!! have to do with it, lol

LoL Wendy tell hubby so do I ............ Joy haddocks me darlink???? If brain was removed before joing up then this ok ........... its if you remove them AFTER joining LMHO