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Just been given a fortune cookie and it said...
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Daniel | Report | 10 Sep 2005 23:51 |
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Educated? |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 10 Sep 2005 23:52 |
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Daniel your destiny is too marry Lemon and have your life made hell lol |
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Daniel | Report | 10 Sep 2005 23:52 |
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Hevs have you been at the wine again? Come on, you can tell Uncle Daniel. What's the matter? |
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Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy | Report | 10 Sep 2005 23:55 |
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Daniel...she is going to educate you in the finer things of life,,,like torture, lol |
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Unknown | Report | 10 Sep 2005 23:58 |
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If you write with an old-fashioned pen and use lemon juice as ink on white paper, it disappears. If you then heat the paper gently, you can read the writing because the lemon juice darkens (it cooks). So, Daniel, your fortune is bound to be connected with lemons in some way or another. Don't fight it lad - it's obviously your Destiny!!! LOL CB >|< |
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Daniel | Report | 10 Sep 2005 23:59 |
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I know your being serious (despite what the beta tree thread has been saying) that's why I wanted to know. I shan't sleep properly now. |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 10 Sep 2005 23:59 |
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DANIEL AND LEMON LONGMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PMSL |
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Daniel | Report | 11 Sep 2005 00:02 |
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CB you've got a sick, sick mind. |
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Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy | Report | 11 Sep 2005 00:04 |
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Daniel, she wasnt kidding when she said she is very near you in 2 wks, lol |
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Daniel | Report | 11 Sep 2005 00:04 |
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No I'm still here....Watching |
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Unknown | Report | 11 Sep 2005 00:05 |
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In that case, I shall keep my wit and wisdom for them as appreciates it! (If I can find anybody, that is.) CB >|< |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 11 Sep 2005 00:05 |
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Very very near you lol |
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Daniel | Report | 11 Sep 2005 00:05 |
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I know she's in Court so she'll be sitting only a matter of feet away as the case against her is won. |
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Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy | Report | 11 Sep 2005 00:08 |
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CB i thought that was very funny, lol |
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ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom | Report | 11 Sep 2005 07:57 |
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As some know, I help out in my local primary school, and were with the reception kids (5 and under) whilst they visited the chinese take away for chinese new year. (well its just over the road lol ) The kids were given a fortune cookie each and when we got back, and they were nicely sitting in the carpet, they were allowed to open them One by one, they asked us what the peices of paper said. Little 'Johnny' went up to the taecher and then the teachers face crumpled. Fighting laughter she read it out It said:-........... ' HELP !... I am trapped in a fortune cookie factory ! ' Result, one teacher, one teacher assistant, and me paralized with laughter for five minutes..whilst the kids looked on in bemusement ! Elaine x :o))))))))) |
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***Julie*Ann***.sprinkling fairydust*** | Report | 11 Sep 2005 14:16 |
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i like that elaine can just imagine the kids faces, |
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Unknown | Report | 11 Sep 2005 17:22 |
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In defense of my very good name...I would like to categorically state that I am not in court in 2 weeks, have no idea what Pipsquak is talking about, and shall pursue him to within an inch of his life to find out. Lets hope he is a very fast runner xx |
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Unknown | Report | 11 Sep 2005 17:25 |
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CB I thought it was funny too, obviously far too subtle for this lot XXX He never needed a fortune cookie....I could have told him his future X |
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Howie | Report | 11 Sep 2005 17:30 |
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Daniel your fortune is what ever you make it the sky's the limit go for it no one else will do it for you Howardxx |
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Unknown | Report | 11 Sep 2005 18:03 |
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Just goes to show, Dan, what happens if you don't delete your cookies! CB >|< |
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