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Meercat, I would say you are in deep pooh!!!! Jacquie xxxx

Your Worshipfulness, I have the witnesses who saw this wicked insult hurled in my direction on the thread. This upstart addressed me and said, 'CB, you have a sick, sick mind!' Which is untrue and he can't prove it, and he has no basis for saying it - other than lifelong insanity, which I cannot help, as I was born with it. Please help me to regain my good name and put this young miscreant where he belongs - with a taxidermist. CB >|<

Judge Dan your Honour I would ask that you consider taking my case - I have in recent weeks be tormented by slander and libelous writings by members of a public forum proclaiming that I have indulged in adulterous relations and that I have detained gentlemen against their will in a ficticious cupboard................ I throw myself on your mercy Judge - my reputation is a stake .......... :O(

Right ...late as usual..had a lot of thinking to do...as to offering an apology to exhibit A. All I can say is I am innocent...as for apologising....NOT ON MY LEMON NELLY !!!

OK... New case... Meercat put the blame on BC...Fraud!!! Jacquie xxxx

I have reopened the case due to new evidence. Do not question my authority. Now, I will ask you again, how do you respond to this evidence?

CASE 3 CB VS Child A The Court recalls the time when CB was an acomplice in a most heinous crime of child stalking and perverting the course of justice. She made remarks condoning such actions and was shocked when Child A's repsonse was one of justified annoyance. Let this Caution be a warning to you. You shall not take part in any criminal activity causing offence to anyone, especially Child A. Doing so will cause you to find yourself in my Court again. Case Dismissed

CASE 4 Fair Ann VS Society Your actions are infamous around the world. Are you guilty? Is the Pope catholic? You shall be imprisoned in the said cupboard for 1 night to think about what you have done. Hopefully then you shall realisie the seriousness of your actions. Case Dismissed

CB Child A needs a thick ear if you ask me...and I will not apologise...and what about Child A being trusted to post piccy of me...and he added Child Catcher to it....that must be a crime

anne bet your glad he is not in your cupboard

Judge Dan Thank you for considering my case - I plead guilty as charged! As to my punishment I shall take it like a man [little does he know the cupboard is full to bursting of men lol] and spend 1 night locked in the cupboard and take my crime in hand ;O)

Miss Nelly. Your refusal to make a full and public apology has done you no good at all. You have therfore admitted you stand by your error-filled ways and have no remorse. This dissapoints the Court greatly. You are a danger to society. You shall be placed on a supervision order and you are not allowed to be within 50 feet of Child A for the rest of the year.

Miss Joy I sympathise with your personal message but I cannot impose any further punishments upon Miss Nelly at the current time. The Court advises you to stay away from her until further notice.

This is an injustice...and I appeal your honour...and mine too come to that

Your Honour In the case of Miss Nelly vs Child A - may I be allowed to act as a character witness for Miss Nelly???

Not sure what that case was about but if it went in my favour then...thankyou kind sir xx

The Court is adjourned. It shall resume at 7pm tommrow evening. Court dismissed. ALL RISE

Er did I get off?????

JDQC refers you to lines 4 and 5 of message 19:52:31

So who is going to supervise me??