General Chat

???? Whatever happened to the 'If youve got it, flaunt it ' Girl???? Did you hear about that wall they have in some shop which is covered in a wide variety of boobs. Its there to help men pick the right size underwear for their wives!!!! Karen

Oh! and it would solve the problem of what to get my other half for xmas!

Becs, dont want to sound too personal but are you on the pill? If so it might be worth having a chat with your local vet as some types do cause rapid breast growth and change in prescription might help. It is all to do with the oestrogen my wife, who used to be a pharmacist, tells me. On a lighter note, lack of attention to these important attributes leades to premature sagging. Reminds me of the time when a pensioner hired a gunslinger to get rid of his lady friend who had been cheating on him. The assasin assured him that he would make a clean job and shoot her just under the left breast. It was later reported that a woman was taken to hospital with a shattered kneecap. Sorry, couldn't resist.

Send me some of the excess. I'm fed up with wearing padded bras to make my clothes fit 'nicely' (Janet, 5 foot, size 12, 34b.)

Bec, Breasts were the first to go down in size when I lost weight in the past. But having children is another factor that has changed mine. I went from a 38C to 42DD after two children. My husband reckons that since oestrogen is stored in body fat, when the fat goes maybe it causes the hormones to be released into the bloodstream and increases the breast size too. Just a guess. Louise

CB - Oh great... *looks forward to the next 20 years... NOT* lol love becx

Bec, I think the answer to your question is 'When they hit the ground'! It took me 25 years to go from 36A to 40D. CB >|<

Didn't work but thanks for trying

Daniel - I know, was just trying to make Lemon feel better ;0) lol xx

No such thing as a mini longman

Neeta - NOOOOOoooooo Daisy - Want some of mine? Anne - Thanks... *hopes Daniel knows there'll be no Mini-Longmans until she has a ring on her finger!!!* lol

Bec, I dont think they do stop....dont they start going south the east and west .... :S Ax

REBECCA SHUT UP!!!! Some of us are still waiting for them to start growing! lol Daisy

LOL Bec :O) My very first bra was a modest 28AA - have now progressed to a stately 40C/D lol Oh by the way - I can put you in touch with some scaffolders when the Baby Longman's start coming along pmsl xxxxxxxxxx

Mr Fred Senior - Thank you honey! Good old Fred! lol xxx Lunar - Bought a few today... looks like Figleaves vouchers for Christmas! lol xx

Bec, time to go shopping for new bra? just make sure they fit correctly or you'll get a bad back. All you can do is make the most of them, Bec. If being a 36G makes your life hell speak to your doctor and let them know how your feeling.

Daniel - as I told you over breakfast (in bed!) I'm off to Katie's tonight however you may go if you please? xxx Debi - They're not painful so I think I'm ok for now, plus I might as well wait until they stop growing before I even think about it. xx

Phew. Will do. We've been invited to Lemon's cottage in the hills. Are we going or not?

LOL SA & Daniel In that case bec's you need to look at a reduction. I'm not sure but I have read somewhere that woman have been able to have this done on the NHS....correct me if I am wrong...... as it's been a health issue , big boobs on a tiny frame cause back problems as well as phsylogical ones Much happiness Debi

Daniel Darling - calm down! Go and start the jacuzzi please... *pops open champagne bottle* lol