General Chat

*doubts she will ever reach the level of Birkenhead class Daniel will demand of her* Word

sorry - I was following along very well until the mention of 'birkenhead class' I've checked all twenty eight of my dictionaries and they confirm that the two words can never be used together

A signed photo? But he's not famous yet! Debby

Indeed Zoe, Birkenhead and Class are mutually exclusive terms!! Just you wait 'enry 'iggins just you wait'''' (off to dust off my copy of My fair Lady as it is one of my favourites)

Ive had a rethink about Daniel and he definately has class. Maddy

of course Daniel has lots of class 9am - Maths class 9.40 Science class 10.20 playtime 10.40 Fingerpainting class 11.20 P.E. 12.00 Reading class 12.40 Lunchtime 1.40 Booktime 2.20 Writing stuff class 3pm Hometime

you missed out nap time on the carpet :-)

can I have a photo too please Daniel? I'm sick of the local kids playing 'Knocky Hide-O, maybe if I put your pic up with the words 'Warning, I Live Here!!' it might scare them off. Paul

I would have thought that 'making her a lady' was the oppposite of what you wanted Daniel lol

just want to thank Daniel for lovely card and present:-) I was rather expecting a bottle shaped or Chanel smelling pressie...but....one photo signed on back 'to one of my many fans'???? Am I supposed to be grateful???????

Bec, A fine rendition! *applauds* Now, for the deportment lessons. Stand up straight, with both feet together, hands by your sides, head up, and face forwards. Next, have Professor Higgins place a large, heavy book on your head and take slow, but sure, small steps in a forward direction. This will ensure that he stays by your side, as he is unlikely to stop reading the book and can catch you if you should trip over the edge of the Persian carpet. Practise this often, while reciting the following phrases - 'Thank you. How kind!' (to be used instead of 'Ta, luv!') 'Pleased to make your acquaintance, Lady Farnsbarns' (to replace ' 'Ow do, lass?') 'I should like the Supreme of Quail' (instead of 'The 'otpot'll do me.') 'I do admire fine millinery' (to be used instead of 'Prefer flat caps mesel' ') I shall return later to see how you're doing. >*|*< ;>)))

LMAO, just read Zoe's post 'loving your work' P.x (who said that to me a while back ? it's stuck in my mind)

Mandy, I keep telling the wife that, but she's betting them in the wrong order lol

lol

Any more tips for Miss Batty? I've done music. Dining room etiquette seems to have been discussed. Any experts?

i would imagine getting her to drink from a wine glass rather than a pint mug might help you may have to do this in stages try a half pint mug first lol Bev who is a little perturbed at seeing Daniels photo

Bev - What's a 'wine' glass??? Daniel - I suppose next you should scrutinise my cheap and sl***y dress sense? lol

i rest my case lol Bev

Actually Bec is going to teach me how drink like a real man. And if and when I turn I'll talk about dresses with you.