General Chat

Er Jill, I wouldn't put them in your mouth, dunno where they've been!!!!! lmho I guess you'll be rolling down the hill then!! lol :0) Joan xx

well aye Lemon hen.......a guid swally at the bottom o the brae micht work a wee treat doll......but I dinna fancy ma chances o climbing a' ma stairs back tae the hoose efter....!!!! roflmao

Hi Joan I don't have an OH so I'm on my own too (not counting kids lol) Anne you do too Google pmsl

Jill PMSL X

*pops bools in her mouth to speak in proper English* Joan.......the hill (called the Brae) is an incredibly steep incline and to walk up it is rather tiring to say the very least. I would far rather try to walk down the aforementioned hill however, once I have partaken of one or two alcoholic beverages, it would more than likely that I may manage down said hill as though I were a small river.... Comprendez????? pmsl

Joan PMSL XX jill if you canny manage the braes going up the way......then can you no just swaelly at the bottom hen XXX

Blimey!!!! Where's Anne? I feel a bit outnumbered here!!! Dunno what they're saying!! ANNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! :0S Joan xxx

Lemon........the Brae in the ferry is sooo steep that the problem is going up it!!! Dinna mind stotting down it lolol.......by time i've had a fair few swallies I flow down it anyhow pmsl

Just mind Jill its ok going to parties up hills....but you have to stotter back down again lol x

Wow!! Thanks Jill, that would be great !!! Not sure about the replies tho' lol We can make it a proper Hogmany party then!! And what's with the 'bells?' I don't remember inviting Quasimodo!! lmho :0) Joan xxx

wooohoooo.......If I am here on Hogmanay I will do a special Hogmanay Live teuchter version of Trivial Pursuits just for you Joan!!!!! All questions will be asked in Scottish!! pmsl........ After the bells, my typing might go a wee bit skeewiff (wots new!) lolol Not quite decided wot I'm doing up here yet....wanted a party but everyone seems to busy elsewhere......might still go out to the wee bash up the hill but not sure yet.....lol J x x

Lemon - yeah but no but Joanie said bums !!!! and that's what I want lol

Anne...I said BUNS BUNS BUNS honey....but if I can pick up some bums on the way will bring them too lol X

Oer whoopsie!!! Think I may get a smacked hand!! :0S Joan xx

Bums ???? Well I will definitely be there pmsl

Stovies & black bums?? This sounds intriguing!!!! What time do you want us there?!! lol :0) Joan xxx (with a feeling something was lost in translation here! lol)

Er Joan like I said.....stilletos up....we can get the shortbread and black bun out ready...and I will make stovies so we can all line our tummys.....always did that before my lads set out...oh and made them drink milk.....and put their gloves on XXXX

Oh yes Lemon, you must join us, show us how us Sassenachs should celebrate it!! lol :0) Joan xx

I will probably end up babysitting on Hogmanay so if she is asleep will raise my glass with you lot XXX.....probably go stilletos up!

Joan - haven't worn size 10 in about 20 years - oh you mean shoes lol - Er no!!! pmsl Santa would be safe with me - I don't like fat hairy men lolol