General Chat

'I'M BEHIND YOOOOOU!' or Here lies Mags She was a good old soul But by ‘eck Needed a bigger hole!

a husband put in his will that he was to be buried with all his money. Told wife what he had done and said she was to get nothing upon his passing. Made her promise to abide by his request. Day of his funeral, her friends asked her if she had done as he wanted to which she replied 'Why yes I did, he will be buried with all his riches'. Then she told them she wrote him a cheque for the full amount and it was in his coffin with him.

It was funny !!

In a graveyard down the road from me,one of the headstones reads, YOUNG MOULDERS HERE. I must say I found it very funny,especially as it was about 150 years old.

Short in high Short was the light Short so the life Short, Short Short Deb

does my bum look big, in this?

My poor old Dad instructed in his Will that his headstone should say 'Life is short' When we got it, it said 'Life is shot' Olde Crone

'Careful what you say, I'm listening'. len

Haven't thought about my epitaph yet, but my mum wants 'she did what she could'. Old story told by Alan Bennett, so imagine it in a Yorkshire accent. Wife dies, distraught husband spends ages thinking about epitaph for his devout spouse. Tells monumental mason he wants 'She was Thine'. Mason says this is very appropriate and come back in a week when its done. Widower returns to read the stone - 'Oooh! Tha's left off e!W he says on reading 'She was Thin' Mason apologises, says there is room to add the letter and to come back tomorow. On return, widower is confronted with 'E, she was Thin'! I bet many of us ladies would welcome that as a final comment! nell

It would have to be 'I've played my last game of Trivial Pursuit' or 'Peace at last!' LOL :0) Joan xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

James, you realyy made me laugh!!! I'm having, 'A lie-in at last' or else, I'm not getting up until I feel like it!'

He who lives by the census, dies by the census

harry!!lol cheeky chappie

'Sex symbol of the late 1900s'. That should make them tarry a while. Happy days

' On holiday, returning I know not when'

Under this little sod Lies another Brian

some really good and funny ones here!!!! must make a note of them so that in the future anytime i happen to come across any of these I will know who lies beneath!! pmsl

The board diddnt move for me....I died of boredom. E x

My body is going to Science; I lay here, because i'm dead. I'm 6ft under, without my head.

PMSL......Some good ones there...!!....Bet you don't though..!! I'd have.....'carry on walkover me...im used to it'....!!