General Chat

Well, 43, of course. I thought you lot would know by now, lol. LL xxx

msn only shows up if one has the program running Shazz. I dont go on it very often. Morning Lew lew - you forgot to tell us how many sleeps!!! Jood

Morning Everybody, there's a real nip in the air here. Well, the builders have finally left the site! Landscaper and road builders yet to finish, but it wont be long! Another day in the office doing 'research', heeee, heeee. Off to get some brekkie. Lew Lew x

Hey Jood, If your still on line how come its not showing up in my msn, stating that all is offline Shaz

Awww sorry Shaz. No point in going to the Drs, couldnt get in anyway. .... I'll just battle on with the chest rub, lemon drinks etc. (how booooring) Strangely I am not going out today, but had hoped to catch up on a few jobs. .. Really dont feel like that. .. But never fear, I will bounce back quickly, and ready to go out to lunch somewhere. Love Jood

Hi Ya Jood, was feeling a little morbid sitting here waiting for someone to talk to, get yourself straight down to the drs and get some antibiotics to shake off that cold, hopefully Robs cough is slowly dissapearing now he is on them, suppose you're off out again today, hopefully this blasted cough of mine will be gone in the next week and I can start getting off my butt and make a date to go out for lunch, dont want to out and be coughing and spluttering over anyone so best to shake it first Cheers Shaz Was going to try and fiddle with name change but thought best, knowing me I stuff it everytime

I'm here now Shaz, I am up later than usual. Poor Jude .. I'm getting a cold back to front, starting off with sore throat .. desperately trying to shake it off. Hope you'se all have a good day Jude damn .... Jood

Goodness Me I added this message last night at 9.30, it is now 5.18 in the morning, and I am still the only one here, yes, I did go to bed last night and was up early today, goes to show the boring dull life I lead doesnt it, have a good day all and will catch you later Cheers Shaz

Evening Wattlers Little Giggle A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes it is.' Boy- 'I have a baseball.' Man- 'That's nice.' Boy- 'Want to buy it?' Man- 'No, thanks.' Boy- 'My dad's outside.' Man- 'OK, how much?' Boy- '$250.' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy- 'Dark in here.' Man- 'Yes, it is.' Boy- 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy- '$750.' Man- 'Fine.' A few days later, the father says to the boy, 'Grab your glove Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth.' The boy says, 'I can't. I sold them.' The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' The son says '$1,000.' The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.' They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again.' Nitey Nite Shaz

Hi all - just popping in on my way to bed. With a bling and a bling and a bling, bling, bling. Nighty nite.

Gosh ................... no-one would have a clue wot weez been talking about ...... dangly bits, munneee, royal wees, straitjackets, ships and queens .... no wunner no new peeps join usses in this thread!!!! Thanks Tony me mate ... Its these Bullards I'm a-chasing that are causing all the problem. Early days yet tho. Ohhhhhh by the way - luv ya new name Elle Elle Jood

Don't worry about it, Tony. Some very 'small' brain was waiting for 3,700 posts, pmsl. LL

Whats all this ME.....MINE...stuff. Has someone found Gold..!!! Joodle. Gotcha Email mate..and i will av a look in me little black book, and see what i can find..... Tony Oz....(singing)...Ships in the night.......:>))

Oh Trifley You're breaking me up!! Trust you to think of the Royal Wee. I'm sure there will be Royal Doulton of the finest quality awaiting your pleasure in the Throne Room. Rebs - have you got that red carpet organised? You might notice Rebs that I have forgiven you - I am not one to hold a grudge. (Quietly scheming and planning as to how I wil get her at the meet) Night all Anna

Off to the Corner for you, Miss Rebs and with a smack along the way, Girlie! LL

Lew Lew, Ahhhhhhh hem, you know, that's an awful lot of blinging bits you have there. :) Vonny

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Now, now, Anna. You toddle off to bed and don't worry about the bad boys. Just ignore Rebs, she can be a bit, well, errr, ummm, you know, pinickitibie! Lew Lew (witth the blingie bits)

Sorry Anna, you know what they say.............. when you're hot, you're hot !!!

Not fair! Rebs has been lurking with intent again. Going to go to bed and sulk now. You can all stay here and talk to Napoleon or Hitler or whoever else he thinks he is. :>( Anna