General Chat

I give up, me bits are staying as they are. Everything I put in comes up as something else, so I'm sticking to me dollars Going home now,dont make me read too many pages tomorrow. Oh bugger I've chocolate bits in the keyboard, thats what I get for sitting here when I should have left already Jude2

Gooday Wafflers Just a quick visit. I'm trying to update details on my home tree programme AND do washing & ironing at the same time. A woman can do more than one thing at a time! Although I am getting a bit sick of Graeme's Yeo Yeo's. No imagination for the mens given names so the programme keeps asking me....'Haven't you put him on already?' Joodles......sorry about the sore throat. Salt water gargles will help clean it out. Drink plenty....even vino....it all helps pmsl. btw......very nice bits. They look fancy! Ahh Lew Lew........you have excelled yourself with your dangly bits! Bling looks good on you! Any sight of the furniture yet? Shaz...you sure know how to tell a good joke pmsl. Anna....ohhh, not the dreaded flu! You've gotta get well for the Brisvagas meet! Come on...plenty of echinacea, garlic and lots of fluids. Hi to our new peep, Jill. Glad to meet you. If you get onto the GC photos page (Google should help you find it) you can see the photos put on by our mad bunch. Make sure you type photos with the 's' Otherwise you get some very unusual sites. Anything with Wattlers, or Lara, Lew, Wine Trifle and the like are ours. Then you can see what we look like. Not so mad as we are cabbage looking heeee heeee. Gotta go.............feels like coffee time. ~~~~waves from me on the Barge love Trifley PS sorry Jill.....forgot to say, I live on the Gold Coast. Where do you hail from? T

Now I know you are all mad, or just the ones with dangly bits. I thought the males of the species had dangly bits. Oh well, what ever makes you happy. walking off muttering, where do I get dangly bits..........

No, I like me new bits just as they are! LL

Where'd ya go Rebs - I wuz just gonna say 'beauty is in the eye of the beholda' .. but we're not doing too good a job are we? Jood

Now don't overdo you 'bits' Remember ladies, beauty in simplicity.

Hey guys Can you please stop adding and minusing dangley bits, I dont have any fancy things on my computer and am not really sure how to change it anyways. Welcome Jill, if I were you id first sit in the corner when this crazy bunch meet and suss them out before introducing yourself, you might just wanna sit back and observe the antics they get up Oooohh Anna hope you didnt catch my nasty little woggy thing, cant seem to shake it Mary how did the 11 diners go, hopeyou all had a nice feast afternoon Laurie, you up yet??? Cheers Plain Old Shazz

These are my jewels if I wuz going to ya luncheon Jood <note, earrings, diamonds and necklace> Me earrings dint come out :-(( Yeah LL bit too many bits, doesnt become you! Ermmmmm .... I changed it so much, I can't not remember if I was Joodle or Joodles psml

Okay, how's this? Too Much? LL

Oooooh Vonny, tempa tempa!!! You and LL seem to be having a bitta trouble with your bits eh? Jood

Ooo, they're nice bits, Flakey. Very appropriate. LL

PMSL, Jood. That was very funny. LL

Like my bits girls??? I really wanted diamonds but it wont let me so dollars are the next best thing....I'm really just getting in practice for sat night after we win lotto and Tony and Lara have paid up after that game we wont mention...lol Hi Jill we're really all very nice ,we chat lots and sometimes even do some family tree stuff... Off home soon just got a few thing s to finish up and I'm off Jude2

Oh Jill, mmm, driving lesson. Good luck and hold on tight. Blast, just tried to change me bits again, but all I'm getting is a 'b'. Mmm wonder what that stands for. *wanders off, pondering this* Lew Lew xxx PS, Not much legal work getting done here today. Well, I've done one settlement, what more do they want!

Thanks again for all the lovely welcomes, like a lot of you i have had a stinker of a cold all week thats how come I've found you lovely people, just been playing around on the computer, haven't done any housework ugh! dirty word that, for days, thanks again, got to go, have to pick my daughter up from work and give her a driving lesson, scary but getting better, Jill

Hey, some of my bits didn't work!! Vonny, it must be catching!!!! LL

She's probably nursing a sore head, Jood. Changed me bits again. This lot have a bit more pazazz! Lew Lew x

The Tequila Test. ` Guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, And sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks. 'What's up with the jar?' Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money. The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. 'What are the three tests?' Pay first, those are the rules, says the bartender. So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. 'OK,' the bartender says. Here's what you need to do: First, You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, The whole thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands. Third. There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her. The man is stunned. I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and then do those other things... 'Your call,' says the bartender, 'but your money stays where it is.' As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks, Wherez zat tequila? He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big slurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he doesn't make a face. Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull yelping and then silence. Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over his body. 'Now,' he says. 'Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?' Jood <off to the naughty room>

Won't let me do what I want!!! *stamps foot, throws a tantrum* feel bettter now :)

OOooh Vonny .......... you look like ya gotcha bits slung over one shoulder ... how fashionable. Well SuzyQ ... we haint heard from the other Queen since the Cocktail Party last night .. dunno wots wrong. Jood