General Chat

Methinks the good doctor may have a touch of the good old obsessive-compulsive diorder - seems to be quite obsessed with numbers don't you think girls? Good doctor - cure thyself. Speaking of things medical - Dixie has had her little visit to the V E T and he duly trimmed her front teeth. However - there's always an however! - if she is still not eating well, there may be a problem with the back teeth which Dixie refused to let the nasty man look at, so she may have to go back and have a little sleep while he has a look. $$$$$$$$ signs are flashing! Catch you later XX Anna

I looked at the times and how could this be ?? Are they the same on your putas? 6.04.22 6.12.02 6.12.37 6.12.26 6.12.26

I concede and declare it a dead heat. We shall share the spoils. Yes, SuzyQ, I'm just exhausted today. All this typing, heeee, heeee. Shaz, dear, is there anything I can prescribe for you? Although I think that perhaps Nefer is the answer. Dr Crew, MD, PhD, FRACP & FRANZCOG

Hey but check out the times :-0

Sorry about that, Chief

Trifley My dear, where is Nefer, I need him, I NEED a massage, and just as well he has large hands (Hands I said) because there is a lot of me to me massaged, my blasted neck and left shoulder is playing up again so I am off to take my Big white pill and heat up my heat bag. Oh Doctor Im in trouble, Well goodness gracious me! dont know the rest of it, will have to email my Friend Sophia Loren and ask her the rest of it he he I say looks like poor old Rebs is really sick Shaz Three men - an American, a Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The other men looked at him questioningly. 'That was my pager' the American said. 'I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.' A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished his conversation, he explained: 'That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.' The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but was determined not to Be outdone. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a long piece of toilet paper trailing from his backside. The others raised their eyebrows at him. The Irishman glanced Around and said: 'Bejesus! Wouldja look at dat!! I'm gettin' a fax!' psml I had to do it, its for Mary sake you know

Hi, I can se that it is a very busy day for you in the office today Lew. Sue, be very careful, the doctor can play with your mind, and then you can end up in trouble. You say things that you never intended to. I was sweet and innocent until I met the doctor. Please ignore the letters, I think they came from some university in Las Vegas. You know, the ones you keep getting emails from. SuzyQ

Bugger now I know why she had me lay on this couch :-((

Sorry, Devily. All those animals must have been holding you back, heee, heeee, Dr Crew

MINE!

:-)

Mmmmmmmm

Is it mine?????

Well, the electroshock might make it all the more interesting, lol. How about acupuncture then? I've always had great delight in sticking needles into people. Dr Crew, MD, PhD, FRACP & FRANZCOG

Yes I do know all about CRAFT of the mind pmsl But the electroshock could play up with the pacemaker lol

Mmmm, I see. Well I think we need to consider hypnotherapy and perhaps just a little electroshock treatment. How are your basketweaving skills? Dr Lew, MD, PhD, FRACP & FRANZCOG

Not at all the Devil is my fun side, The lion is my heart And the sheep just follows the others pmsl

Please Tassie, go on. You were telling me about all the little animals you thought you were. So far, you're a Devil, a Sheep and a Lion. Does this not cause a conflict for you? Dr Lew, MD, PhD, FRACP and FRANZCOG (That's for Laurie's niece)

Mmm, now let me see. It appears, Laurie, that you may have had an allergic reaction, so take this peacock green pill instead. That'll do the job. And what I recommend for your niece, is this little white pill, to be taken once a day, it's called c o n t r a c e p t i o n, lol. That'll do the trick!!! (Boy, I bet these cold morning are getting to her!) Dr Lew, MD, PhD, FRACP

That would be right ...... Cant trust pluddy Drs with all the letters after them. They tell you to lay on the couch then they dissappear pmsl :-) Sue