General Chat

Mmm, CG. Just let me consult with my legal representative and I'll get back to you. Dr Lew, MD, etc., etc

Dr. Lew Having consulted my business legal representatives, I have a business proposition to offer you. To Dr. Lew, the exclusive rights to the use of said Comapny Logo - 'Questionable Quackery', which is the creative property of the Company 'Image Creation', in return for: ' Immediate attention to the needs, be they physical, emotional or orthodontic, and including ailments, injuries and all other indispositions, of the three little pigs - Dixie, Crumb and Grandma.' 'The afore mentioned three little pigs are at all times to be treated with tenderness and respect.' If Dr. Lew is prepared to assume the care of the said three little pigs according to the abovementioned conditions, the first visit will be scheduled for 6.30pm this very evening at the hutch of the three little pigs. I await your response Image Creation..........

Pssst . . . . Shaz, we need to get together really quickly hon. . . I have to teach you about Validation Therapy as opposed to Reality Orientation !! You can do untold damage if you take the wrong path . . . We have to validate that Nefer is there OK ?? You Got it ??? (wink wink nudge nudge) luv Laurie

More than Al-lay-loo-ya's I can tell you. .. pmsl Jood

More concerning, Shaz, is the fact that Trifley is singing. Is that woman crazy, she'll drive the air con man away! PMSL. Ooo good disguise Laurie! Please be attending and have your mobile phone line open for me to hear. Dr Lew xxx

Good God If the Air Con man gets the Queen going like that, what would happen if Nefer really did turn up, ohh the mind boggles Shazzy

Al-lay-loo-ya, Al-lay-loo-ya Alaaay-looo-ya The air con man is here, he's here Al-lay-looo-ya, Al-lay-loo-ya Al-laya-looo-ya Trifley skips off dancing & singing

Pearls Laurie, dont forget the pearls, and the flat shoes. .. But hope you dont need hearing aids to hear whats been said lol Jood

NEVER, Creative Genius! Please do not even imply such a thing!! Of course, my work comes first and then it's time for relaxation. I have a very solid reputation to uphold. Dr Lew, Questionable Quackery, Inc.

Lew, I wonder if Terry would know it was me . . . got the old sparkly glasses there . . . and the twin set . . . saw some blue wigs down in Lifeline window . . . pmsl Laurie ((()))

Questionable Quackery.... I hope the reference to drinkies does not impy that you would be in charge of dental extraction equipment whilst under the influence.................. Creative Images ................

BINGO!

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Hi Jood. Yes, Laurie I'd like to be the fly on the wall at 6.00 pm tonight at Starbucks in Chatswood. Could you just pop over and have a little listen for me? I'd be more than happy to pay, pmsl. Lew Lew x

Damn GR Something ><((((º>><((((º>y here!!!!! I'm HOOOOOMMMMMEE! Jood

Watch out for the 'Dr' today Wattlers . . . I think she would prefer to be a fly on a wall not the girl in the office . . . or even the Dr of small furry things luv Laurie

Of course, Questionable Quackery at your service! What time would be convenient? I usually prefer to schedule my visit around drinks time. Dr Lew

Do you make home visits? Creative Images ........

Yes, yes, O Creative Genius. Small furry things are my speciality. Now, what arrangements do you think we can come to? Oi, Shaz, shut up you noisy little critter, or I'll stick another pin in you! pmsl. Dr Lew - MD, BvetMed

Hmmmmmmmm.... The tax man is no good friend of mine either. Do you have any expertise in treating guinea pigs who are feeling poorly? A little expertise in rodent dentistry would not go astray either. Perhaps there is a little room for negotiation. Creative Image Solutions etc.....